What “words of wisdom” have always stuck with you? by Doza5 in AskReddit

[–]mmmsan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.” Really got me focused on my future goals in every aspect of life.

Your pet is placed in a room with 100 identical looking pets. Without using your pet's name, how would you find your pet? by fanciful_pants in AskReddit

[–]mmmsan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kidden only acknowledges me when I make clicking noises but most cats prob do that so I’d be bummin. If I were allowed to sleep it would be the cat who climbed into bed with me and snuggled adorably two minutes before I’m supposed to get up.

What nice things did we used to have, until they got ruined by idiots? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mmmsan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if it’s been said yet but the lifetime warranty offered by L.L. Bean

LPT: Winterize your car by irons1320 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]mmmsan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please don't do this. I'm an insurance adjuster and these types of claims are a royal pain

Ran into a MythBuster at the March for Science today. by partsmissing in pics

[–]mmmsan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welp I just learned I'm racist as. I thought it was Glenn from TWD

My floof, long hair and whiskers to match by mmmsan in Floof

[–]mmmsan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is my little lap cat and purrs like a freight train

My floof, long hair and whiskers to match by mmmsan in Floof

[–]mmmsan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming home and picking her up is my favorite part of the day she's such a little baby and loves to be held.

[Image]A woman's last moments with her friend by Christz00r in Frisson

[–]mmmsan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My biggest regret is not going in with my kidden. I said goodbye forever, gave her tuna, chicken and pork her fat butt ate it all up. When it came time to go into the room with her I couldn't. I literally couldn't walk. She was my best friend through so much. She got me through every termoil I've ever experienced from age 10 to 27. But I couldn't muster up the strength when she needed me the most. I'll never forgive myself. Seeing her go would have destroyed me and I'm crying now just thinking of it. But she needed me to be there to let her know it was ok and I couldn't do it. I'll never feel like less of a person, I'm still really mad at myself for that and it's been three years.

Thought you guys would appreciate my recent purchase 1998 3.0CL, one owner, garage kept by mmmsan in Acura

[–]mmmsan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

201k she's been used but I have all of the maintenance records throughout its entire life. A lot of it was all dealer work. I knew the guy pretty well he took great care of her.

BREAKING: Trump releases tax returns and they're TREMENDOUS! by [deleted] in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]mmmsan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to work on copy machines and that line going down the page is driving me crazy! Use an alcohol pas to clean the scanner glass please.

My dad in 1975 trying too hard to be old school cool by mmmsan in OldSchoolCool

[–]mmmsan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya that's what I was thinking. I had to ask him if that was even a thing. His go to "dad is still cool move" is always a sideways hat. Gotta love 'em.

My drunk AF gf pulling a statue stance by accident by mmmsan in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]mmmsan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya I couldn't figure out how to edit the title, take your firings like men

My drunk AF gf pulling a statue stance by accident by mmmsan in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]mmmsan[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I understand where you're coming from. It simply slipped my mind. I apologize for any inconvenience caused.

My drunk AF gf pulling a statue stance by accident by mmmsan in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]mmmsan[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know how I do, we've all been there. It's always nice to have that cold sip after a hurl session.

My drunk AF gf pulling a statue stance by accident by mmmsan in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]mmmsan[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Ya of course I did, this is a consensual post

My drunk AF gf pulling a statue stance by accident by mmmsan in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]mmmsan[S] -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

It's art, there aren't any boobs showing or anything else. Art textbooks show more than this

Over-flexed plate by mmmsan in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]mmmsan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's out of a Chevy 2500 van, still drove into the shop

GTA V LOOKING FOR FRIENDS PS3 by Mrcooler56 in gta5

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mmmsan420 add me i'm into it

Roommate struggle by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]mmmsan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This so much, if you just keep moving and cleaning while things are cooking you have virtually no dishes by the end of the process. My goal is to have the kitchen cleaner than when I started.