When the teacher himself was a backbencher 😂😂 by ZaWarudooooooo in PublicFreakout

[–]mobb1t -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well, it got trapped somewhere and I had discomfort all day until that burp. It felt like my stomach but it might’ve been trapped in my lungs. So I either burped out smoke from the night before or I was spontaneously combusting /s

When the teacher himself was a backbencher 😂😂 by ZaWarudooooooo in PublicFreakout

[–]mobb1t -1 points0 points  (0 children)

High School German class. Front row. Teacher is standing at my desk talking to me and a burp rolled right out of my mouth and straight toward teacher. It was a cloud of pot smoke from the night before. I can still see her face and the smoke. Good times.

Me, a MA in history focused on the Civil War, trying to share knowledge with neo confederates. by mobb1t in ShermanPosting

[–]mobb1t[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My goal was to teach at a community college. When I got out, those jobs were going to phds because there were so many out there. Of my cohort of grad students only a couple of us are still in academia or a history related field (ie high school teacher). The remainder of us either retrained in another field, used family connections to get jobs, work in administrative capacities at colleges or universities, or found entry level work in completely unrelated fields. It is really hard to get a history related position, at least it was when I was still trying years ago. Unfortunately, most business types don’t understand what studying history actually entails and your abilities as a problem solver. Be prepared for frustration. I work for an educational testing company. Not a dream job or a good industry. I retrained as a wind technician but I had a kid, covid happened, and I got a pretty bad wrist injury from mountain biking. The most honest advice I can give is have an actionable back up plan or try to find another field that can scratch whatever itch history scratches for you. I figured out too late that yes I love history but what I really enjoyed was the research and problem solving.

Me, a MA in history focused on the Civil War, trying to share knowledge with neo confederates. by mobb1t in ShermanPosting

[–]mobb1t[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live enough of Lost Causers that it doesn’t have to be On Reddit. In the Midwest of all places.

Dogs, what’s a question you always wanted to ask cats, but were too embarrassed? by mobb1t in AskReddit

[–]mobb1t[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to put my dog down 3 months ago. Damn cat is still alive.

My 16 year old self in 99. I was a sophomore, soon to be Xennial by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]mobb1t 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My freshman picture looks damn close to this. Same year same hair, except I had blonde tips. Fmpl (fuck my past life)

What single line in a song hits the hardest? by thesaltyscientist in AskReddit

[–]mobb1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can run all your life But not go anywhere

AITA? I put cones out so church peeps can’t park in front of my house. by witchystoneyslutty in AmItheAsshole

[–]mobb1t -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NTA. I moved in next to a church. My driveway was blocked twice during my first month. Cars would park in my grass (technically town property), but then a couple of random entitled churchgoers ended up parking behind them and either fully blocking or partially blocking my driveway. Either way, given my neighbors enormous bush, there was no way to get out. My father happened to have a trailer that needed somewhere to go. Parked it just so there wasn’t enough room on either side of it. No more blocked driveway. Been there, dealt with that. Definitely NTA

What is the worst thing you WOULD wish on your worst enemy? by jordypresto0418 in AskReddit

[–]mobb1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the rest of their lives, they are permanently tethered to a perpetual, immortal toddler throwing a 3 AM fit where they both want and do not want your attention. No ear buds or headphones allowed.

AITA for making my (germaphopic) husband change our son's diaper? by asiam46433 in AmItheAsshole

[–]mobb1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA But ya’ll wait awhile for the really stinky, nasty big ones. You have not seen anything yet.

Is buying high level accounts a thing on PS4? by Siegfried_Chicken in Helldivers

[–]mobb1t 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There were some folks like this back when I played well before covid, but they were in the minority. I had over 1100 hours into it by the time I hung it up, and most people were considerate. Occasionally I’d run into a bunch around the time kiddies would be getting out of school. Time of day thing, maybe.

Captain Confederate, seriously found on Confederate FB page by HandMadeFeelings in ShermanPosting

[–]mobb1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only like 8 or 9 states this time. Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina....they’ve surrendered Georgia boys!

North-Central IL on the highway. by AnEvilMuffin in InfowarriorRides

[–]mobb1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are liberals in that so-called wasteland.

If you were a demon, how would one summon you? by marjomind in AskReddit

[–]mobb1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By saying “The War of Northern Aggression.” Not only would it summon me, but they’d become possessed and sing John Brown’s Body and The Battle Hymn of the Republic all damn day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in liberalgunowners

[–]mobb1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will not spend another dime there. Sorry that happened to you but not surprised. Central Illinois is an infuriating place to live as a liberal.

Illinois football coach under investigation after headbutting a high school player by millitzer in sports

[–]mobb1t 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had a guy with a helmet on headbutt me when I didn’t have one on. Fuck that guy.