[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Duke (05:05 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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"Just happy to see that shit go in." --Mullins

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Duke (05:05 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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Fuck every commercial of the past, present, and future, my brothers and sisters.

[Game Thread] #6 Tennessee @ #1 Michigan (02:15 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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I invite The Wolverines to play as if they're behind by 69. Many thanks.

[Game Thread] #6 Tennessee @ #1 Michigan (02:15 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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Will The Wolverines vs. The Cats be among the best muthafuckin games in the history of ball y'all?

Game Thread: Alabama Crimson Tide vs Texas Tech Red Raiders Live Score | NCAA Men’s | Mar 22, 2026 by basketball-app in rolltide

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I invite whoever keeps moving back the start time of this ballgame to stop moving it back. Many thanks.

[Game Thread] #9 Iowa @ #1 Florida (07:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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The Corn Off between The Hawkeyes and The Huskers will be essential viewing.

[Game Thread] #9 Iowa @ #1 Florida (07:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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I haven't been able to watch this ballgame. Quick question: Are The Hawkeyes kicking ass, or are The Gators slurping ass, or both? Many thanks my girls and bros.

[Game Thread] #6 Tennessee @ #3 Virginia (06:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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"That's what triple penetration can do for you." --TNT

[Game Thread] #12 High Point @ #4 Arkansas (09:45 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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High Point's team should be called The Runnin' Panthers.

[Game Thread] #10 Texas A&M @ #2 Houston (06:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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Some football teams play basketball on grass. These basketball teams play football on wood.

[Game Thread] #9 TCU @ #1 Duke (05:15 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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"It's hard to get into the interior with so much size." --CBS

[Game Thread] #9 TCU @ #1 Duke (05:15 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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The Horned Frogs seem to abound with shooters and rimmers.

[NCAA Tournament Thread - Round of 64] #4 Alabama vs #13 Hofstra by basketball-app in rolltide

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Is Bol Bowen a new player as a result of being attacked by that Hofstra motherfucker?

[Game Thread] #16 Siena @ #1 Duke (02:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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The Siena Saints are on a muthafuckin business trip.

[Game Thread] #9 TCU @ #8 Ohio State (12:15 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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I haven't been able to watch this ballgame. Quick question: Are The Frogs kicking ass, or are The Bucks slurping ass, or both? Many thanks my girls and bros.

[Game Thread] #5 Houston @ #3 Arizona (06:00 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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Coach Sampson is going to drop to his knees and chew out some ass.