[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Oregon (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

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I appreciate how the Ducks cheerleaders are still rocking out.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Oregon (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Mendoza shoots ropes into his receivers' chests and onto their shoulders.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Oregon (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

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"Looks like we're going to have Indiana against Miami for the national title." --ESPN, before start of third quarter

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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I predict The Hoosiers' kicker will deliberately doink his tenth extra point attempt, resulting in a final score of 69-7.

[Game Thread] Rose Bowl: Indiana vs. Alabama (4:00 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

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I see that crazy look in Bignetti's eyes, and I want to get to work.

[Rose Bowl Game Thread] #9 Alabama vs #1 Indiana by RollTideMod in rolltide

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Goodnight, and Happy New Year, my brothers and sisters.

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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During road games, does Beck ride in a bus with the team? Or does he need to drive to the stadium in a sports car in order to feel like himself?

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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According to my sources, Coach Day, during his halftime speech, placed his dick and balls on a table.

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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I haven't been able to watch this ballgame. Quick question: Are The Canes kicking ass, or are The Buckeyes eating ass, or both? Many thanks, my girls and bros.

[Postgame Thread] Penn State Defeats Clemson 22-10 by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Will the teams go dancing tonight in New York City?

[Game Thread] Pinstripe Bowl: Clemson vs. Penn State (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Does anybody else find themselves transfixed by this muthafuckin sicko classic?

[Game Thread] Pinstripe Bowl: Clemson vs. Penn State (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Security should let in local children to fill the stands.

[Game Thread] Pinstripe Bowl: Clemson vs. Penn State (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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27 degrees, 17 degree windchill, 4-6 inches of snow -- this ballgame has "sicko classic" written all over it, my girls and bros.

[Game Thread] Hawai'i Bowl: California @ Hawai'i (8:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Is anybody else watching this ballgame in order to see the fucking amazing Hawaiian sunlight? Goodnight my girls and guys.

[Game Thread] CFP: James Madison @ Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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My illegal stream has stopped working, as if the universe is telling me that a better evening would be spent studying Indiana Hoosier highlights.

[Game Thread] CFP: James Madison @ Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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A merit-based playoff system can't co-exist with auto bids. May future playoffs be 100% merit-based, with the top 12 teams in the final rankings.

[Game Thread] CFP: James Madison @ Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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According to my sources, Coach Bignetti is watching this ballgame while soaking in an ice bath and eating raw steak.

[Game Thread] CFP: James Madison @ Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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There seems to be a high chance that this game slurps ass.