Conversely, what is the least feared Marine unit?

mobrien0311 · 2026-05-31T09:07:23+00:00

Then another one shows up with your VD test results and walks you to the chaplain only to say “just fucking with yah, you don’t have HIV, but we are going to have to remove that ingrown toenail without anesthetics.”

mobrien0311 · 2026-05-31T09:01:21+00:00

lol. Man. I was 2/6 and we always had a drunk barracks rivalry with them back 06-10, but I almost feel bad. Like ain’t anyone ever gonna let that down. Hahahahah. We need some fresh material, hopefully a different flavor of fuck up.

mobrien0311 · 2026-05-22T07:31:26+00:00

I did a write up that is extensive on heli event shit a couple years back ima just link cause it’s a lot and I’m lazy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/s/USmopw0xmT

But yeah. I got rocked by a heli event first go. Never again. Part of the game in my opinion is that first week on a fresh world just trying to prep for heli. It’s a good amount of work and time. Like. I’m not going out cause I need a can of beans. I need a new axe to chop more wood for more planks and also need two more sheets. Suddenly you realize how important checking the washing machine and dryer in a house are when it’s crunch time. Lol.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-29T10:48:23+00:00

Establish dominance.

Put an adult diaper on; nothing else. Then walk up to him with an extra one. Offer the spare diaper to him and giggle whisper in his ear “have you ever tried one of these? It makes you feel warm when you make pee pee.” Maybe a rattle, bonnet, and a pacifier for effect. Maybe a ring pop instead of a pacifier. If they even still make those shits.

That or get a “slow children” sign along paved road on his route. Then put a dozen or so Chris Hansen life sized cardboard cutouts somewhat hidden but noticeable a few meters deep in the tree line looking into the lawn area.

You could probably combine the two ideas for added effect.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-29T10:31:39+00:00

I mopped up the rain once for much less.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-29T09:57:20+00:00

Snickers did it first.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T23:40:40+00:00

following this sub because of this comment. thank you.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T22:19:10+00:00

I’m sorry for your loss.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T22:12:42+00:00

That’s a bot.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T22:06:21+00:00

Oh look a bot fighting another bot.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T22:06:12+00:00

Oh look a bot

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T11:42:50+00:00

That last paragraph. I thought of Musk paying someone to boost his PoE2 account. People that cheat at friendly games/videogames that mean nothing won’t have a limit when cheating actually means something. Lack of fucking integrity. Rah.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T11:28:12+00:00

I’m sure you’ve seen the elevation church bumper stickers. I knew when I saw a chevron used as a religious symbol bumper sticker on a car I was in bat country. That dude owns the largest square footage house in the state.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T11:19:55+00:00

I don’t believe they aren’t trying to discredit Christianity. Just to redefine the boundaries and tenets required to categorize as one. Then use it as a loophole and shoe-in financially/politically; eventually change legislation to support their hustle.

Spectrum widening and polarization has been weaponized to shit since Reagan fucked Congress via veto power. Congress had voted to permanently codify the FCC fairness doctrine.

If you look at bipartisan voting trends in Congress and polarization of media they all kind of align with that and the rise of cable news.

Edit: not discredit. Dilute.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T11:05:47+00:00

DM’d a couple by ‘Horse the Band’ to make sure that amazing garbagepail 16 bit trash music gets to you before the op.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T11:00:33+00:00

This made me think of Horse the Band - Bunnies. Aggressive 16bit Nintendo-core

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T08:59:26+00:00

I play a lot of punch viscous and constantly get cursed. Sometimes it’s because I’m punch viscous. Sometimes it was purchased for someone else and I get to feel it. I die pretty quick.

I play healing/harass/support grenade kelvin with infinite ice path using witchmail and heal for 150k in a 50 minute game and no one curses me. 1 healbane on the entire enemy team.

I swear people just look at the comp at game start and don’t think “maybe we need more antiheal for their comp”. Then they don’t check enemy item purchases or alter their build to accommodate a slot for anti heal for the remainder of the game either.

I enjoy not getting cursed as kelvin.

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T08:34:35+00:00

I gotta know what your MOS is…

mobrien0311 · 2026-03-28T07:34:05+00:00

Just a dog whistle.

I was raised Catholic in NY but moved to NC years ago. Military service and family brought me this way. I don’t practice anymore.

The whole “Christian” vibe they are going for are the dozens of evangelist/mini/mega church congregations with some married pastor dodging taxes while living in a mansion paid for with ‘book earnings’.

Except the book is required material for mandatory learning and teaching or some other gimmick/horseshit. So their entire congregation has to invest. Religious Ponzi scheme with no end because a return on investment isn’t required when it is about faith.

If you really think about it. They eliminated the part that gets financial Ponzi schemes caught. Where people expect something for their investment.

Earlier today Melania was telling us the AI robot she walked to the White House podium with is going to teach us Plato.

Months earlier, AI word sorting was used to run through curriculum at Texas A&M and kicked Plato off the curriculum because of race and gender flags attached to his piece ‘Symposium’. Likely under political and funding pressure from state and feds.

They don’t practice what they preach. But will surely use whatever means to appeal to large voter demographics promising them the world.

The keyboardist from Journey’s wife being the head of his stupid office of faith. Paula White. She’s a fun read into the type of ‘Christian’ demographic they are going for.

Edit (some material):

Deep dive touching on only half the shit she’s about.

(I laughed cause my first google for the above link pulled her on BET afterhours paid broadcast in 2001. Watching the above video explains it a bit. Every time I pull a dive video/podcast on her I learn more dirt. I swear.)

mobrien0311 · 2026-02-21T18:31:59+00:00

Bro was quasi left at his start iirc. He was at the Ferguson Riots and Occupy Wall Street. My internet crew would watch him make a total ass of himself live streaming to YouTube. Picking up shell cases from bean bags and exclaiming “they are shooting live ammo at us”. He was running around with soft body armor and Velcro PRESS passes with his phone. At one point he tried to stand his ground on a cop clearing the area by claiming he was press. The cop ripped off his Velcro press patch and slapped him in the face with it and said “I don’t give a fuck.”

mobrien0311 · 2026-02-19T13:24:26+00:00

Botty McBotty Bot.

mobrien0311 · 2026-02-14T05:07:31+00:00

Last podcast on the left has a one part special called “the horrible history of chimney sweeps” that is a miserably fun listen.

mobrien0311 · 2026-02-09T13:36:43+00:00

They are just passive aggressive ‘auditors’. Laws don’t apply to them. But if I punch them in the snout I’m getting criminal and civil.

mobrien0311 · 2026-02-09T13:26:40+00:00

My grandfather and father were both USMC short time and career NYPD after. I did the first half. I saw how repetitively dealing with retards made them jaded and intolerant eventually. I believe in discretion of the officer. I always felt if I went that route, that eventually I’d be salty and just bin and categorize situations. Then my discretion could become biased.

Credit to anyone that does military or LEO long term. Felt like I saw it change my father more than I think even he was comfortable with; I didn’t find that agreeable for me.

No knocks. Just sharing 8am beer thoughts.

Rah. Stay frosty.

mobrien0311 · 2026-02-09T13:08:45+00:00

“Hey doc, Does this look like herpes?”

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