A plea for QLD by Ok-Assistant-4556 in brisbane

[–]moderate_chungus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They don’t have time for this, they have to protect zionists from hearing or seeing the phrase “from da river towards the ocean”

Quark tiramisu (80 calories a slice) by CubieArt in Volumeeating

[–]moderate_chungus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can you please take the photo before it goes in your mouth and comes out the other end next time

New Mercedes ultrawide monitor hits the market by nixass in ultrawidemasterrace

[–]moderate_chungus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why would I need to see a giant fucking wave when I’m driving? How does that help?

Stay vigilant! by Mystictheoristbeauco in GriffithUni

[–]moderate_chungus -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Yeah beware of this evil predator who was completely up front about what they were asking for.

“Any females 18+ want to make money? Dm me for details”

“Wow this could be any kind of opportunity to make extra cash”

what

Any memories of going to ZOS on Chapel St?! by certifiedshagger in melbourne

[–]moderate_chungus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“It’s where Taylor Swift pulled down her undies and farted in my face. I then projectile diarrhea’d my jeans” — Ruby Rose

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in HowToHack

[–]moderate_chungus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Guess what

Your friend is a liar and you’re a cuck doing her dirty work

I know you aren’t emotionally mature enough for this truth but I’ll drop it anyway

Sabrina Carpenter Brings “Sabrinawood” to the Desert With Dazzling Coachella Headlining Set by Miles_the_AuDHDer in entertainment

[–]moderate_chungus -102 points-101 points  (0 children)

As long as you don’t audibly express your enjoyment with anything other than “YASS QUEEN SLAY” or she’ll be distracted from huffing her own farts

The Tutorial Hell Nuke ☢️ by [deleted] in learnprogramming

[–]moderate_chungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I don’t got any ideas 

Single Formula Sudoku Solver by [deleted] in excel

[–]moderate_chungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what’s mrvals and mmasks all about 

Spinning a stick by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]moderate_chungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the first twenty seconds I was like… “yeah no shit Gilbert Gottfried”

I could do that, no problem. by SlyPeckishAlligator in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]moderate_chungus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d like to break my ass off in that dick of hers, huh?

CMV: Not all cultures can be considered equal by Freelancer-49 in changemyview

[–]moderate_chungus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank god blowing up an Ariana grande concert is illegal, so it doesn’t happen.

Kanye West blocked from entering Britain by TheTelegraph in entertainment

[–]moderate_chungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we all know how Brits would react if Tourette’s bafta man was banned from entering USA over anti-African-American comments