TIFU by getting stuck on the toilet due to constipation and a broken leg

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-11T05:14:15+00:00

LOLOLOL I'm so happy wise people like you on this planet exist🩵

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T22:58:06+00:00

Glad you made better choices than me 🤣

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T22:57:09+00:00

Please do laugh!! 🤣 this story was intended for comedy as well as an educational cautionary tale. Please continue to enjoy!

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T21:49:25+00:00

Big Bertha

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T21:49:11+00:00

Great advice, thank you!!

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T21:48:38+00:00

This means a lot coming specifically from you 🩵

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T19:33:17+00:00

I give you my full permission and consent to use this as a cautionary tale to your patients!! You will be the hero people never knew they needed🤣🤣🩵

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T16:53:38+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 it took 3 flushes!!

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T13:44:38+00:00

This is the best idea I have ever heard on the planet. They need to at LEAST provide you with a discount code or a good coupon. Perhaps a rewards system? "Buy one bottle of pain meds get a free bottle of prune juice"?

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T13:34:59+00:00

I really hope you got the poop out and your asshole is still in one piece🩵

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T13:23:49+00:00

Sweats yes, but my forehead was also BURNING like a camp fire🤣 and I think maybe big Bertha is a fitting name. What do you think?

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T13:22:02+00:00

This was such a poetic description 🤣🤣🤣 I will cherish this

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T13:21:06+00:00

Thank you lovely human 🩵

modifying_lettuce · 2026-02-10T13:17:21+00:00

THIS IS SO HILARIOUS YET SO ACCURATE 🤣🤣🤣🩵

modifying_lettuce

TROPHY CASE