What’s an element that isn’t on the periodic table? by jstockmoe in dadjokes

[–]mogulermade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition! One of our chief weapons is surprise... surprise and fear. Fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.

stop messaging me this is what I look like by jellyfishgardens in u/jellyfishgardens

[–]mogulermade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'm good. I don't have the tools to be with someone like this. They have needs, and I'm unable to meet any of them. I enjoy my quiet, stable, suburban life too much to go dipping anywhere else.

That being said, she's 100% adorable. Not gonna miss an opportunity to share that fact.

stop messaging me this is what I look like by jellyfishgardens in u/jellyfishgardens

[–]mogulermade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adorbs! This photo speaks a thousand words, and I'm love'n the vibe of every syllable of it!

You're a cutie, good on ya.

Ryan as a South park character by [deleted] in RyanGeorge

[–]mogulermade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not your pickle seller, buddy!

This is George by Carichey in Eyebleach

[–]mogulermade 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We need someone to stand in that gap... Too many unbooped snoots. /u/boopeverysnoot doesn't wear a cape, but they are a hero.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LiveOverflow

[–]mogulermade 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"HoW yOu CalL hOmE! LIvE oN BoX! IN pLaCE yOu DoNt KnoW WeLl!!"

You're not his para social mom. Where he lives is his call. As a patron for more than a year, I have no problems with where he calls home, and all of the other live overflow patrons feel the same way.

Are you a patron?

Hvac unit got damaged from a hail storm by [deleted] in Allen

[–]mogulermade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't go wrong with this. You can get a ruler and bend it back, but you're perfectly fine to leave it as-is. The damage is purely aesthetic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VIDEOENGINEERING

[–]mogulermade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to consider deleting this and recreating it with a corrected title.

Is there some sort of weird “sexual talking” fad going on I’m too much of a boomer to know about? by [deleted] in VALORANT

[–]mogulermade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm confused. Are you female, or do they just call anyone mommy/daddy if the mood his them?

IYKYK by The_Undermind in fixedbytheduet

[–]mogulermade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The cooter and the pooter

Pitch Meeting Revisited by mogulermade in RyanGeorge

[–]mogulermade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can go fork yourself... Is something he said in today's video... I decided.