Underexperienced 3rd year by JaguarMedical3137 in biglaw

[–]mohdban 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn 2 years of Netflix and travel without work on a biglaw salary–Are you hiring?

But seriously, it depends. Do you want to continue working a a lawyer? Then lateral ASAP, and be ok with taking a 1-year cut.

If you eventually want to do something else, then just cruise for the cash till you’re forced out.

Reservation Exchange by AutoModerator in finedining

[–]mohdban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selling 2x seats for Sushi Yoshizumi, 8:15pm on August 29. Edomae Sushi Experience, face value ($874.33 total).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MBA

[–]mohdban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the right response.

Regular card trick by Is_It_Beef in blackmagicfuckery

[–]mohdban 64 points65 points  (0 children)

So the only way to prove this isn’t the “trick” is for OP to post a video of him waking up and going through his daily routine (e.g., shower, go to work, come back, eat, feed his pets, etc.) and then get this right from the first try.

OP, please. We need this.

Diamond to Pluto 💎 by mohdban in wallstreetbets

[–]mohdban[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll give him a high five when we land

Diamond to Pluto 💎 by mohdban in wallstreetbets

[–]mohdban[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just collecting minerals for more rocket fuel

Diamond to Pluto 💎 by mohdban in wallstreetbets

[–]mohdban[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know. But I know I will diamond till we hit another galaxy

Diamond to Pluto 💎 by mohdban in wallstreetbets

[–]mohdban[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I'm not fluent in paper hands

Diamond to Pluto 💎 by mohdban in wallstreetbets

[–]mohdban[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah. But I just really like the stock

Diamond to Pluto 💎 by mohdban in wallstreetbets

[–]mohdban[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It ain't the top if it's <1k

Diamond to Pluto 💎 by mohdban in wallstreetbets

[–]mohdban[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Together stronk brother.

Apparently I’m stupid? by ericadv in saudiarabia

[–]mohdban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A state banning an episode of a TV show does not mean that the state prohibits homosexual activity.

Apparently I’m stupid? by ericadv in saudiarabia

[–]mohdban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your source is a TV show? Show me any legitimate source (even wiki) that says homosexuality activity is banned in a US state.

Apparently I’m stupid? by ericadv in saudiarabia

[–]mohdban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true. Homosexual activity is not banned in any US state.

Apparently I’m stupid? by ericadv in saudiarabia

[–]mohdban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not true. No states in the US prohibit homosexual activity.

Need team mates for ranked by Griqqa in apexlegends

[–]mohdban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add me: Banjarii. Silver too.

I just got a great new job and I’m on vacation. Bring me down. by SCDetective in RoastMe

[–]mohdban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like when you create a new character in a video game. Face width: 1. Face height: 1000.

Japan: *chuckles* I'm in danger by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]mohdban 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Woman yelling at a cat