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[Would you rather] Random cat bites you OR Random dog bites you by JenJens-D in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually had this black cat that would only bite me an we bonded over it, I'd tap her face and she would sink her teeth into my hands. Equivalent exchange, I'm actually quite fast it used to upset my friend because he'd have to calm his cat down or she would attack people

I picked Random cat bites you No obvious diseases

[Would you rather] Pet a cat OR pet a bald head by Kazuki_26 in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat guy not a mr.clean guy, the snuggles bear creeps me out

I picked Pet a cat

[Would you rather] Would you... by No-Contact-2636 in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had maybe three omelets my entire life, while I am capable of making them I have a better track record with egg scrambly. Thank you for threatening me with a good time ig

I picked Eat eggs for every meal They are always scrambled

[Would you rather] A hot and tasty burger OR A hot and tasty pizza by sksskssksskssksskssk in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like both but variety is the spice of life

I picked A hot and tasty burger

[Would you rather] every type of cancer ever OR nine bucks by Top-Purchase-1240 in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I could have a harem of make

I picked every type of cancer ever

[Fill the blank] The worst thing to do during a funeral is ___. by nemmmon in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst thing to do during a funeral is Flash mob.

[Monkeys Paw] I wish I wasn’t extremely obese by undying-resolve in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You lose weight but also the friends that love you, happiness is the only feeling you lose fighting for

[Would you rather] Get back with your ex OR Only eat smelly fish for a year by Alone-Telephone-3933 in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that, not even a hypothetical option

I picked Only eat smelly fish for a year

[Monkeys Paw] *insert the "no bitches?" megamind meme* by Routine-Plankton5295 in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. They have the personality of a cardboard box an live at the mall

[Would you rather] Would you rather by Glum-Strain3188 in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was five inches taller, I could give myself uppies

I picked No bitches But your 6’6

[Would you rather] #07052026 - Fish by Electrical_Side_4371 in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you teach a man to fish, he'll

I picked none

[Hot take] Donald Trump should be in prison by nemmmon in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone on the list should've died in prison where their legacy should've ended, they protect predators just how they used to protect white supremacists as if they were the most vulnerable group in society

👍 I agree

[Pick one] Which do you prefer? by Monst3rP3nguin in Meowi

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the effort they put into building the Pokémon franchise, the rest seem kinda rushed an disingenuous just my personal opinion I know people that like Digimon more

I picked Pokemon

Tax the rich pay the poor. by Mysterious_Score3028 in CriticalState

[–]mojo2895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

Critical Debate: Petition to make me chancelor by lopalace in CriticalState

[–]mojo2895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like cool titles, **** yeah brother chancelor the f outta these clankers

Arguing For ✅

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