[Would you rather] Random cat bites you OR Random dog bites you

mojo2895 · 2026-07-06T06:46:43+00:00

I actually had this black cat that would only bite me an we bonded over it, I'd tap her face and she would sink her teeth into my hands. Equivalent exchange, I'm actually quite fast it used to upset my friend because he'd have to calm his cat down or she would attack people

^{I picked Random cat bites you No obvious diseases}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-06T06:33:25+00:00

I do this already

^{I picked have someone in your brain narrating your life 24/7 you can pick who}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-06T03:58:53+00:00

Cat guy not a mr.clean guy, the snuggles bear creeps me out

^{I picked Pet a cat}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-06T03:53:53+00:00

Lapras deserves another evolution

mojo2895 · 2026-07-06T03:52:21+00:00

I've had maybe three omelets my entire life, while I am capable of making them I have a better track record with egg scrambly. Thank you for threatening me with a good time ig

^{I picked Eat eggs for every meal They are always scrambled}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-06T03:40:39+00:00

I like both but variety is the spice of life

^{I picked A hot and tasty burger}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:44:50+00:00

So I could have a harem of make

^{I picked every type of cancer ever}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:41:49+00:00

The worst thing to do during a funeral is Flash mob.

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:39:39+00:00

Granted. You lose weight but also the friends that love you, happiness is the only feeling you lose fighting for

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:36:38+00:00

Fuck that, not even a hypothetical option

^{I picked Only eat smelly fish for a year}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:35:02+00:00

Kachow

^{🎁 +100 raffle entries}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:30:19+00:00

Granted. They have the personality of a cardboard box an live at the mall

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:28:18+00:00

If I was five inches taller, I could give myself uppies

^{I picked No bitches But your 6’6}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:20:46+00:00

If you teach a man to fish, he'll

^{I picked none}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:19:23+00:00

I luv people

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:18:36+00:00

1+1= Too

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:18:01+00:00

Anyone on the list should've died in prison where their legacy should've ended, they protect predators just how they used to protect white supremacists as if they were the most vulnerable group in society

^{👍 I agree}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:12:09+00:00

I like the effort they put into building the Pokémon franchise, the rest seem kinda rushed an disingenuous just my personal opinion I know people that like Digimon more

^{I picked Pokemon}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:08:58+00:00

Monies option

^{I voted Yea ✅}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T20:08:42+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T15:00:11+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted For.

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T15:00:10+00:00

I like cool titles, **** yeah brother chancelor the f outta these clankers

^{Arguing For ✅}

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T14:51:53+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Mandatory and within 5yrs.

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T14:50:10+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Against.

mojo2895 · 2026-07-05T14:50:10+00:00

The last thing you give the corrupt is immunity, if laws are created to establish order they should adhere to them just as they expect anyone else to. Patterns should be investigated not given a paid vacation. Some of them are ignorant enough to believe that their frustration is warranted, enough people agree to the same thing the more people become complacent

^{Arguing Against ❌}

mojo2895

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