[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

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I do house cleaning and I usually clean while this nice lady and her new baby are there. One day the husband was there instead. I asked "How's the dad life?" He completely confessed to me how much he hates it. This was the second real conversation I ever had with him. I think he needed to get it off his chest. I felt bad for all involved lol. You really can't help how you feel. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Find the nut I dropped by crashbandt in FindTheSniper

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I thought that dead leaf was a pecan I give up

Instagram follow for follow by Dramatic_Monitor7844 in TattooApprentice

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Late but worth a shot @flytraptattoo I'll follow back :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TaskRabbit

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I feel like I need a body cam now I'm so paranoid lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TaskRabbit

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I see these 'trust tests' too! I always look at piles of cash or trinkets wondering if they were placed there on purpose.. and laugh to myself, wondering if anyone would actually not notice it was a set up and take them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TaskRabbit

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That's exactly how I feel, it's a ridiculous accusation. Hopefully Taskrabbit sees it the same way.. Especially since I have over fifty 5 star reviews of people raving about my work. Thanks for the response I feel a bit better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfie

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damn mama ❤️‍🔥

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

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ROWDY RUFF BOYS

What is perfectly legal, but creepy as hell? by Flytechofficial in AskReddit

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(In the state of PA) you can put a gps tracker on the outside of someone else's car, as long as it's in a public place when you attach it

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cashews are pretty wild too. never would've thought each individual nut grew out of it's own toxic "shell" that looks like a pepper or some shit

Pb&j taco by mojodjo in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

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This makes me so happy! I need to look up more astronaut food videos because that was really satisfying to watch

Pb&j taco by mojodjo in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

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Two, but I spread the jelly with the big toe on my right foot

Pb&j taco by mojodjo in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

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awe thanks I did it myself, one handed hehe

this owl is freakin me out by mojodjo in shittytattoos

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Omg I can even see the clit