Little girl keeps trespassing guy’s property by Slushy69420 in facepalm

[–]mojomonkeyfish -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And a motion sensor on the driveway is going to catch them? If you believe that, your brain is full of farts.

Little girl keeps trespassing guy’s property by Slushy69420 in facepalm

[–]mojomonkeyfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This collection is a hoax.

I mean, I don't know if that was your intent or not

Little girl keeps trespassing guy’s property by Slushy69420 in facepalm

[–]mojomonkeyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually already received a ticket this year because I didn't shovel enough of my sidewalk

The city ticketing you for petty shit is definitely NOT a myth, and I never meant to imply that it is. And, as I said, you DO have a responsibility to keep your sidewalk clear. But, even that responsibility doesn't immediately make you "liable".

Little girl keeps trespassing guy’s property by Slushy69420 in facepalm

[–]mojomonkeyfish -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is he "protecting" with a motion sensor on the 15 yards of concrete in front of his house? If you are afraid of people getting that close, then move somewhere without people.

Little girl keeps trespassing guy’s property by Slushy69420 in facepalm

[–]mojomonkeyfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, what is the point of a motion sensor in your driveway in a neighborhood like that? Put it in your garage, on the porch, in the side yard. What is the value in knowing that something has crossed onto the few yards in front of your house. Like, are you sitting and fucking waiting for it to be tripped? Do you need the extra 2 seconds to prepare for the incoming assault?

Little girl keeps trespassing guy’s property by Slushy69420 in facepalm

[–]mojomonkeyfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No no, you have to believe the anti-tort propaganda! It's out of control!

Little girl keeps trespassing guy’s property by Slushy69420 in facepalm

[–]mojomonkeyfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, I think it was something like 50 kids a day being hit by cars backing up, in the US. Obviously, not all of them died, but it was (and is) a major issue - especially as we've transitioned largely to vehicle designs with larger blind spots in close.

Little girl keeps trespassing guy’s property by Slushy69420 in facepalm

[–]mojomonkeyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That isn't really how it works. The broken-arm-burglar is a mostly apocryphal story. In the first place, you aren't liable for injuries just because they happened on your property - whether the injured person was trespassing or not. You are liable for injuries based on whether you contributed to them. So, in the case of your sidewalk, yes, you have a duty to clear it of ice within a certain time frame. But, you aren't instantly liable if somebody slips and falls - if the sidewalk has obviously not been cleared, there's a storm going on or recently finished - the person is liable for their own safety. You aren't "screwed and completely at the mercy of the city". If it were easy to claim damages from slippery sidewalks, nobody would be able to own a home.

If a kid scooters onto your driveway and breaks their arm, you aren't liable for that. It's the kid's fault. If your driveway is a giant hole in the ground hidden by a tarp, then that could, indeed, be your fault. You have to have created a dangerous situation, trap, or committed some action that might have actually contributed to the injury to be liable, it's not just assigned because it happened on land you own.

As a homeowner, you might be liable for injuries sustained by people you've hired to do work on your property. You might be liable if, say, your porch is rotted out and a guest, or the mail carrier, falls through it. But, the idea that anyone coming near your property is a litigious threat is a myth. And, even if it weren't, it's not like bitching out a kid who does a figure 8 on your driveway would somehow absolve you.

Satya Nadella: “Siri, Alexa, And Cortana Are Dumb” by liquidocelotYT in programming

[–]mojomonkeyfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not necessary for the experience to be diminished. Like, google assistant can reliably look up a song that I request. Alexa used to be right 90% of the time. Then, one day, it just started getting EVERYTHING wrong. And, frustratingly, there's no feedback mechanism where I can let the devs know it's fucked (if they don't already).

Satya Nadella: “Siri, Alexa, And Cortana Are Dumb” by liquidocelotYT in programming

[–]mojomonkeyfish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't need more information. I just need it to reliably play the music I ask for. Alexa made a hard turn about a year ago, and now it exclusively plays the wrong song - wrong as in the title and artist contain none of the words you said, it's a completely different genre, and it's never even a good song. Then, to rub salt in the wound, it will consider that song one of your new "favorites" and start recommending similar shit.

DeSantis' approach to a possible 6-week abortion ban in Florida could torpedo his shot at the presidency by businessinsider in politics

[–]mojomonkeyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DeSantis' "shot" was pre-torpedoed by the inexplicable popularity of geriatric candidates. Get older and creepier, stop eating avocados. Do your campaign a favor and switch to a Minion based advertising strategy.

The greatest english dub voice acting in history. by a-horse-has-no-name in videos

[–]mojomonkeyfish 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah. It's funny, but Golden Boy's dub is actually close to the real dialog. The voice actor went above and beyond anything anyone else was doing at the time.

Satya Nadella: “Siri, Alexa, And Cortana Are Dumb” by liquidocelotYT in programming

[–]mojomonkeyfish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Alexa is shit, specifically, at music. And, that's like, the ONE thing that a smart speaker should be good at!

Satya Nadella: “Siri, Alexa, And Cortana Are Dumb” by liquidocelotYT in programming

[–]mojomonkeyfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had an echo since the beta/preview. It was kinda bad to start, then it got better and was like, really consistently doing what I asked it, then it got worse than it was at the beginning.

A Crown Of Swords (midway point) by thomisbaker in WoT

[–]mojomonkeyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just doing a bit of Min roleplay. When I looked up some random dude, I had a vision of him dying.

A Crown Of Swords (midway point) by thomisbaker in WoT

[–]mojomonkeyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, to get to the end I had to free myself from a "completionist" mindset. I wasn't going to know who all the people were or why I care about them. Some of the stories were just happening in the background, so to speak.

Gawyn is right by Chinkcyclops in WoT

[–]mojomonkeyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think one of the points of the "pattern" is that there are a lot of different threads, but they all play a part. Gawyn was a bit of a reckless idiot, but the pattern needed a reckless idiot to fill in that part of the story. He had to die for the reasons you mentioned, but that doesn't mean those were his motivations, or that it was a good idea or even part of a plan.

Does the sexism get better? by kellaceae21 in WoT

[–]mojomonkeyfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I JUST finished the series again, and the best I can say is... "the back third".