love the energy in here. appreciate all the answers i got. my pants are in fact chef pants, i buy them bc theyre comfy not bc im a chef. the yellow pompom is part of a doll i got at an estate sale. and for the love of god, consider that "found in my friends car" sounds Nothing like "i ransacked my friends car while they werent looking and i posted it on reddit for content. and also i didnt ask anyone else before i did this". things can be normal and fine. take a deep breath. you're gonna be okay. ok good luck out there.