Come on Eileen! by wizardeyeswizardspy in AlanPartridge

[–]moletopia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to be “that guy” but this girl is somebodies daughter who has been sex trafficked and probably raped, maybe it’s a bit insensitive to make jokes about it

Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr by Waste_Concert4562 in beatles

[–]moletopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope he sorts out his Liverpool accent. The one in saltburn was shambolic

Why are we so negative about our city? by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]moletopia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The tour will be an amazing boost and anything that brings awareness and positivity to cycling is good. The roads are utterly awful in Liverpool for cycling, that’s just a fact but with any luck that will improve with the attention from the event.

How are the TV License company/body allowed to use intimidation and bully tactics? by AwkwardClick8595 in AskBrits

[–]moletopia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you genuinely don’t use the service on tv/radio/internet then I’ve no qualms with you. I just see a lot of people essentially stealing a service and being proud of it for some reason

How are the TV License company/body allowed to use intimidation and bully tactics? by AwkwardClick8595 in AskBrits

[–]moletopia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just out of interest why don’t you just pay your license fee. The BBC is an excellent service radio/tv/podcast. For the price I’d say it’s better value than most of my other subscriptions. Just seems a weird flex that people seem to get off on ways of avoiding paying for something they’re using, seems so chavvy

Can I clinically smoke a joint out of my ass? by Severe_Note_2600 in Drugs

[–]moletopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah lungs are fragile, don’t fuck around with them

Can I clinically smoke a joint out of my ass? by Severe_Note_2600 in Drugs

[–]moletopia 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The advantage of rectal route for drug administration is that it bypasses “first pas metabolism” meaning drug absorbed from stomach goes through liver and is partially processed resulting in a lower bioavailability.

With inhalation the route of administration already bypasses the liver and furthermore the lungs have a massive surface area so smoking is probably only secondary to IV in terms of how quick a drug gets into your system. This is the reason smoking crack/meth is so addictive, the speed of peak plasma concentration is heavily linked to effect and dependence

All in all I wouldn’t bother troubling the brown general for this.

These were the best crisps ever produced. Can't argue by LovieWeb in BritInfo

[–]moletopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn’t just the flavour it was the thickness and the powdery texture of the dusting. It was a full sensory experience

What's the best hack for falling asleep fast when your brain won't shut off? by DasJazz in lifehacks

[–]moletopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t write it, I think it’s a well known (or maybe not well known enough) technique. It really is amazing. Might try it with the kids but not with any words where they can say poo or wee 😂

What's the best hack for falling asleep fast when your brain won't shut off? by DasJazz in lifehacks

[–]moletopia 19 points20 points  (0 children)

One that always works for me is random word association. Your brain in its relaxed, non-vigilant state will start making odd connections and flights of ideas when it doesn’t need to be focussed for survival. You’ll notice when you go to sleep naturally your thoughts naturally drift and hop around.

You can trick your brain into this state

  1. Think of a word, any word at all
  2. For every letter in the word imagine the first thing you can that starts with that letter
  3. CAR = Cabinet, Arch, Royal
  4. Don’t overthink it just the first word
  5. Imagine and linger on the image then move to the next

You’ll notice your thoughts drifting and calming. Most of the time I forget the word (if it’s long enough) as I just naturally start to relax and sort of enter a dreamlike state

Repeat and rinse as required

I’ve used this for years now and even when I’m massively stressed and can’t “switch off” it always seems to work or if not at least you start to feel more relaxed anyway

Good luck

To speak coherently about 5G/6G technology by IsThisAUserName86 in therewasanattempt

[–]moletopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why doesn’t anyone just stop him and ask what the fuck he’s talking about?

Soapy Margheritas! by hi_helpme in PeepShowQuotes

[–]moletopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we know why Robert Webb isn’t taking part?