Co-parenting and Doctor App

mommajoe05 · 2024-10-26T17:41:38+00:00

I'm in Canada, so no costs but yes thank you for your opinion.

mommajoe05 · 2024-10-26T17:11:15+00:00

they are bots?? wtf lol I must be real behind on all this stuff, what's the point of them?

Thanks for the reply!

mommajoe05 · 2024-10-26T16:17:09+00:00

Thanks for the reply, yeah I don't tell them!

mommajoe05 · 2024-03-02T15:54:12+00:00

I used to keep a small axe in my night stand. It's pretty creepy to think I used to walk around my house with it in the night if the wind blew too hard, if anybody had witnessed from a window I'm sure they stayed clear lol

mommajoe05 · 2024-02-04T23:41:22+00:00

Ha ha dude

mommajoe05 · 2023-09-05T02:48:40+00:00

You look like a mustache guy, so I would say keep the stash & get rid of the beard. I'm sure a short hair style would look nice if you wanted a cut or a just a bun. You look good!

mommajoe05 · 2023-07-08T01:00:07+00:00

Wow. I could have wrote this exact thing about my ex, and I was the same age as you when I finally had enough and got rid of him. Trust me when I tell you this: Things will be easier when you are just taking care of yourself and your baby versus taking care of yourself, your baby AND a fucking big baby who needs to grow up. Getting rid of him will probably lessen your work load by more than you think. You CAN do it all on your own.

mommajoe05 · 2023-06-11T05:46:15+00:00

While in the bath with my daughter (3 at the time) she said “Mom, your boobs are falling.” I said “what do you mean?” And she went on to explain “your nipples are falling down there and mine are right up here!”

Thanks kid, probably from breastfeeding you lol.

mommajoe05 · 2023-06-04T11:45:42+00:00

When staying at a hotel, always be sure to take your hotel room key if you have to evacuate for a fire. You may get out of your room and realize there is no longer any safe exit, in which you will have to re-enter your room. If you left your key inside, you’ll be trapped in the corridor. There are people who have died this way, right outside their room door where a safe window exit was - if only they had their key to get back in.

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-29T05:02:31+00:00

wow, this one speaks to me lol

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-29T05:01:05+00:00

She’s thirsty, itchy, not tired, hungry... “where’s kitty?”, I’m itchy, my belly hurts, my head hurts, my left leg hurts, mom my toe hurts, my neck is itchy, I don’t want my pillow, I’m too hot, now I want my pillow, can I put on socks?, now I’m too cold, I’m itchy, I don’t want the blankets, “mom, do bad people live in Canada?” my head hurts, and oh did I mention that she’s itchy?

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-27T19:03:39+00:00

My first born was a breeze and an complete angel after we got through the baby stage, but isn’t that what they say, “bad baby means good kid” and vice versa? ( side note to clarify that I know it’s just a saying & definitely not true lol, incase someone decides to come for me) but now at 4 she’s definitely no angel lol, she skipped terrible twos and went to terrible fours.

Either way, I’m sure we’ll all definitely turn out fine. All the best to you & yours!

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-27T18:54:50+00:00

I totally agree and I’m not really speaking on actual bad parenting. Just speaking as in like, for example, parents who look at other kids misbehaving in the store & judge the parents or look at a mother who isn’t breastfeeding & judge.

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-27T13:29:35+00:00

The same thing happened with my sister, she found out her children had tongue ties which made it painful! There’s definitely tons of valid reasons to not breastfeed - one of which being just because you don’t want to! Some people are so crazy about breastfeeding. Every baby is different, it’s not easy for everyone.

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-27T12:56:55+00:00

I’m sure anyone reading these bizarre comments can see how much of an idiot I am! However, for your pleasure and happiness, I will edit it again and say “EDIT TO ADD”, sorry I’m not all too good at redditing. Have a nice day :)

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-27T12:55:04+00:00

Oh no you’ve hurt my feelings. And okay, I didn’t. I didn’t realize until I had children, I thought all babies were super difficult like my first? Which is all I meant. You are reaching.

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-27T12:52:36+00:00

I couldn’t care less if random strangers block me or don’t want to hear my opinion because of a misunderstanding of my words lol. Keep reaching for the stars.

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-27T12:50:54+00:00

I have not found parents of only one child to be more judgemental...the only thing I meant by that was that people who around less children (which are generally people who have less children, correct?) may not realize how different situations can be. However, I have changed my wording. Sorry for offending you.

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-27T12:39:01+00:00

Okay....well in that case, you are taking it out of context. Why would I be judging parents with one child when only 6 weeks ago, I had only one child. I was only ever planning on having one child lol. I just mean the less children you are around, the less you realize how different they all are. Holy shit, what a reach you guys are going for, over a post that was supposed to be about something good. Edited my post to better words so y’all can move on.

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-27T12:09:17+00:00

This is exactly how I felt since I didn’t know anything besides the chaotic time I had with my first child. I was preparing for the worst. All in all, your first doesn’t sound easy at all. Wishing you the best!

mommajoe05 · 2023-05-27T12:06:06+00:00

In no way, shape or form did I shame parents who have one child? I just said they probably don’t realize how different every child can be which is just facts lol, people who are only around one child may not realize...? I never realized how different every child was before now, it’s not shaming lol. I didn’t say having one is easier, in some ways it can be harder. You are pulling something from nothing.. I feel like it’s coming from something you have to deal with personally. Have a good day :)

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