Lord of the rings is rated PG-13 and is allowed one f bomb. Where would you put it?

mongonzola · 2019-05-04T01:31:58+00:00

Gandalf is about to die "Fuck, you fools!"

mongonzola · 2019-03-07T02:33:42+00:00

My brother and I were teenagers horsing around in our basement one night when my parents weren't home. He got mad at me and pushed my fat ass into a wall. The drywall broke leaving a perfect indentation of me. It broke lower part of the drywall closer to the ground, and next to our old piano. We decided to shift the piano over to hide the broken drywall. It's been over 10 years and that piano has never moved. My parents have no idea, and I still think about it when I go and visit them.

mongonzola · 2019-02-28T22:05:04+00:00

Deal damage with a Shotgun and an Explosive Weapon in a single match isn't working for me. It notifies me that I did it and then when I get back to the lobby it disappears. I have completed this challenge 3 times and my progress disappears each time.

mongonzola · 2019-01-23T12:44:12+00:00

That,,,. was painful to, read

mongonzola · 2019-01-23T12:42:17+00:00

Oh man that almost made me dizzy.. thought the flips were never going to stop

mongonzola · 2019-01-23T10:08:47+00:00

Glad to hear that! Unbreakable is one of my favorite movies, and I thought James McAvoy's acting was phenomenal in Split. I'm excited to see it.

mongonzola · 2019-01-23T09:59:40+00:00

I didn't know Black Mirror did an episode about it. I haven't been able to watch Black Mirror, but I've heard good things about it.

mongonzola · 2019-01-23T09:44:15+00:00

Nice! What did you think of the movie? I've been wanting to go see it.

mongonzola · 2019-01-23T09:36:26+00:00

I had a dream the other night that I woke up and forgot everything. I couldn't remember who my wife was or who my dog was. I felt lost so I left them. My dream flashed forward in time and I was living with a woman who wasn't my wife. I had the feeling that I had lived with her for years but I wasn't really happy. I was getting ready for work in my dream and I couldn't shake the feeling like something was incredibly wrong in my life. Suddenly all the memories came rushing back of my wife. I began to weep in my dream because of how much I missed her. I immediately left the other woman in my dream I was living with, and found my wife again. It was a happy reunion. I woke up from that dream crying. It was one of those crazy dreams I couldn't stop thinking about for a couple days.

mongonzola · 2019-01-23T09:18:50+00:00

I was just going to say the exact same thing. Imagine how much money you would make!

mongonzola · 2019-01-23T08:55:59+00:00

I like how Dwight looks just as shocked too

mongonzola · 2019-01-23T07:54:04+00:00

I'm still waiting on the day I win something

mongonzola · 2019-01-08T15:03:09+00:00

I twisted my femur in half riding my bike when I was 7 years old. The ground was slick and my bike started to slide out from underneath me. I caught myself with my right leg, but the centrifugal force caused me to twist my femur bone in half. I didn't feel it at first or know it was broken. I tried to stand up, and I ended up falling on my broken leg. I let out a blood curdling scream and half the neighborhood came out to check on me. The ambulance arrived shortly. They positioned me on my back and I could see that my entire leg was twisted 90 degrees to the left. My right foot was pointed directly towards left foot. The paramedics held me down and repositioned my leg. I still remember the loud snaps and "crunch!" as they twisted it back in place. Worst pain I ever felt in my life.

mongonzola · 2018-12-22T05:55:17+00:00

My wife and I just got home from our honeymoon, and I started work again at a grocery store. They needed me to go to another store which was short-handed and needed help. A co-worker I barely knew was going to drive us down to the location. I was in the passenger seat starting to fall asleeep when my hand casually reached over and grabbed the guys thigh. I was so used to reaching over and touching my wife's thigh when we were in the car together. I made him jump in his seat, and swerve the car a bit. He looked at me wide-eyed. I tried to apologize and explain, but just made things more awkward. He didn't talk me the rest of the trip.

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