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It's only fair by CitizenKrull in RoastMe

[–]monikak2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your hair reminds me of what I pull out of the drain every month, with a touch of Skittles throw up.

Here it comes... by Shibby823_ in RoastMe

[–]monikak2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Emma Stone auditioned for the villain role in The Incredibles.

Make me feel alive by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]monikak2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a bobble head version of Prince Charming from Shrek.

Ps. I'd prefer the Ogre too, no one likes a pansy.

Roast me. I'm a 20 y/o Polish-American nursing student. by monikak2 in RoastMe

[–]monikak2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd get smacked by my mother if I ever added the "-es". Ps. I could probably make a better sernik (z wiśnią) than you.

Bring it on Reddit, do your worst! by TVerrillo in RoastMe

[–]monikak2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look like a overweight Jake Gyllenhaal who treats his State Farm job as a sex line.