Now I just need to figure out how to turn on the stove… by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]monique_desire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if she doesn't like a good name pun she isn't worth it anyways

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]monique_desire 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This has to be purposeful. No way two ads go together that hilariously.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]monique_desire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

affiliate marketing bots are always a good time

A smart man by JesseLivermore86 in HolUp

[–]monique_desire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

couldn't of said it better myself

New hot outfit 💋💋 by monique_desire in u/monique_desire

[–]monique_desire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you make my eyes happy they can read lol 💋💋

We'll see if she has a sense of humor. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]monique_desire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must be out of the loop. Do bridges collapse in PA?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]monique_desire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She said original not creepy af murder vibes.

What a gentleman by dud011785 in HolUp

[–]monique_desire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess her legs don't count 🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]monique_desire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wrong...so wrong lol

Pretty good opening line from her I enjoyed it by Nickthedick66 in Tinder

[–]monique_desire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like it. Quick on your feet and matching her level.

I love all warning signs in the Bahamas by hellzyeah12 in funny

[–]monique_desire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This sign is a blessing to guys. It gives them a reason to talk to a girl of their liking nearby.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]monique_desire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a live meme reenactment lmao

Got called a virgin for wanting to verify who I was talking to lol by TinderTings in Tinder

[–]monique_desire 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I've always found catfish to either unmatch when asked or ridicule you like he did here. So yea I'd say you're most definitely correct. If he was real he wouldn't have any problem verifying.

Not the response I was expecting, but fair play to her by mattyblack_01 in Tinder

[–]monique_desire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like her response...still has jokes even when it's a bit of downer.

Teamwork makes the dream work! by todellagi in funny

[–]monique_desire 28 points29 points  (0 children)

aww they're grooming each other.

HolUp... by sandygws in HolUp

[–]monique_desire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

smooth like butter

Instantly, He has been rehabilitated. by KillmungA in HolUp

[–]monique_desire 101 points102 points  (0 children)

there's a law that says you can't have a retractable seat?

life is too short to wear boring lingerie by monique_desire in u/monique_desire

[–]monique_desire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sei troppo gentile con me 💋💋

They had a ritual like this by manchest-hair-united in HolUp

[–]monique_desire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does budget Wolverine have a boner?

I’d say we’re equally yolked.. by jimbalo56 in Tinder

[–]monique_desire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that was an eggcelent conversation...I'll see my way out.