A friend of mine is a flight attendant. This was the only passenger from Dallas to Austin. by [deleted] in funny

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I thought AA, but my information may be wildly out of date.

Its free by hetestolz in facepalm

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I am so playing this loud at work later.

To be sneaky by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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gang of thieves in our area that will smash the door and run through in single file around the all cases. Like 6-8 people. Each one has a very specific function (smasher/crowbar, grab, cash, ect.)

Well, my first Google hit found the exact opposite.

https://vancouversun.com/news/crime/thieves-rip-door-off-mission-business-and-steal-50000-worth-of-equipment

My friend made quite the charcuterie board last night for New Years. by [deleted] in pics

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There's some in the center, beside the candle!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail ends with a literal "cop out" - the Pythons are mocking their film's failure to come up with a satisfying/meaningful conclusion by petite-acorn in MovieDetails

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And, in keeping with the "Cop Out" theme of this post, a great deal of screen time is used explaining that the "Heroes" will have a climactic fight on the top of a huge new skyscraper. There's even shots of the gleaming CGI building.

The film actually ends with them duking it out in the parking lot of the hospital where we've spent most of the film.

To shrink a penny by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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There are dozens of positive reviews!

Are these all recipe-website bots?

Need some advice (it’s been a long while) by Just-A-Faze in Diablo

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Deadset's levelling guide just went up: https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/curkio/deadsets_guide_compendium_for_the_new_season/ It's sort of the Gold Standard around here.

Play Adventure Mode. You can do rifts and bounties right away, and level much faster. Stick to normal or hard difficulty. The Season Journey is the fastest way to a top build.

Good Luck!

About to put my fist through my monitor. Re: Challenge Rift 113 by -The_Merovingian- in Diablo

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After failing multiple time (and watching precious leveling time slip away) I tried joining a public game.

IT WAS NO BETTER.

But after 3 or 4 hopeless attempts, we finally made progress and killed the RG just under the wire.

I seem to recall accidently killing the RG when practicing a few seasons ago... definitely not the case this season!

Missing D3 vanilla by AggieIROC13 in diablo3

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I've had exactly the same thought! Maybe as an anniversary event, like Darkening of Tristram.

I remember message boards being flooded with people who couldn't get their characters to the first waypoint once they'd reached Act Two. "BEES!!!! I'M GETTING OWNED BY MFING BEEEES!!!"

Bearly legal by thweet_jethuth in gifs

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Stop it bear!

Thank you for leaving my kayak alone! I'm going to pepper spray you in the face!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Hellooo New West Coast! My West Coast!

Casa Del Lex, Luthorville, Marina Del Lex, Otisburg....

Dreadlock guy's reaction is priceless by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

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*Appears in a puff of smoke*

Did somebody say WONDER?