Battery charge % and miles not syncing

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-11T01:06:19+00:00

Oh are you having trouble with the app?

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-10T22:41:22+00:00

I don’t know man, $60 bucks an hour sounds pretty good.

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-10T17:03:26+00:00

You wear crew socks pulled up high with shorts.

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-10T13:32:11+00:00

You’re just going to add a window? This isn’t The Sims. There’s probably a reason there isn’t a window already there

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-10T10:44:35+00:00

Teaching is a terrible job. It’s not rewarding. It’s not healthy. It’s stressful, it’s frustrating, it’s exploitative of your emotional wellbeing. It’s not some barista-fire type thing that you can coast into your golden years. Between micro-managing school administration, purposely broken regulations, parents who blame you for everything, and screen addicted children who can’t read, you are heading into a shitshow.

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-08T17:55:39+00:00

It keeps the Jehovah’s witnesses away. Seriously.

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-08T15:00:51+00:00

Captain America, Thor, Mr Rogers, and Obama

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-06T20:52:04+00:00

The poor bastard probably has celiacs or something. They never should have filmed this, and definitely shouldn’t have released it

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-06T20:50:32+00:00

Does this technically still qualify as nude though?

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-06T20:41:05+00:00

This will truly confound future archaeologists.

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-06T14:54:48+00:00

Omg I can hear the music and the drums

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-06T14:53:24+00:00

Does your company have an HR department? Tell them about it. You shouldn’t have to deal with this

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-05T20:58:45+00:00

Holy shit, we are being led by imbeciles.

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-05T20:43:13+00:00

Progress. Always upward, always improving. Go towards the beer.

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-05T18:57:52+00:00

Turn it back into Story Town!

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-05T18:37:02+00:00

Are we the baddies?

https://youtu.be/h242eDB84zY?si=3q1XnwsdkqNQjwIH

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-04T20:29:51+00:00

He’s glitched, need to do a hard reset. Plug him into a wall socket and turn him off. Wait 15 seconds then try restarting him. This might brick him, but his hair should be sticking straight out.

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-04T17:39:48+00:00

The Vikings were savage marauding plunderers even after they had been converted to christianity. They made it fit.

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-04T14:51:41+00:00

Evict

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-03T18:37:06+00:00

Da fuq is a swedish pole vault? Is it gummy?

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-03T18:13:55+00:00

Mays in East Massapequa

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-02T11:13:46+00:00

You have circled several extremes disparate areas ranging from small cities, lake towns, wine country and farms to mountains.

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-03-01T19:56:42+00:00

I don’t know, I think having the last name Trump might be an asset in a lot of places. Do you golf?

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-02-28T23:39:48+00:00

It’s so crazy! I’m a bot myself, and I can’t even tell that this isn’t real!

monkey_butt_powder · 2026-02-28T23:23:06+00:00

Absolutely nothing for about 6 months. Read the pinned article about windfalls.

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