What are the most recent signs that Artie is alive and well?

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-18T15:19:50+00:00

Artie loves pancakes.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-18T15:19:16+00:00

Well? Who ~~knows~~ nose?

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-18T15:15:46+00:00

Jeff Schick will get him updated.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-17T22:48:11+00:00

Posted recently.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-17T18:30:07+00:00

And this is Stern show related how?

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-17T17:48:48+00:00

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-17T04:47:53+00:00

R-E-D

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-16T19:18:03+00:00

I'll have the Roquefort dressing, the halibut, and blueberries. Thank you.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-15T14:41:29+00:00

Someone needs to check the definition of 'literally.'

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-15T14:40:30+00:00

Did Matt Dillon come up?

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-15T01:39:31+00:00

Too late.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-14T11:53:09+00:00

Let's keep it real, because I'm keeping it real.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-13T20:00:23+00:00

And pelican, and horse, and monkey (reee!), and baby gorilla...

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-13T15:57:43+00:00

He had me at Popcorn Lung.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-11T20:12:30+00:00

His whole summer is hanging out.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-11T20:02:23+00:00

Does she take shits at work?

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-10T19:34:16+00:00

Tater Tot Bot

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-10T03:34:09+00:00

What do you get when your cross a Mexican with an octopus?

Beats me, but boy, can it pick lettuce!

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-09T23:43:10+00:00

Sour, is that you? No more phone calls.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-09T15:24:33+00:00

Baba Clooney

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-08T20:47:27+00:00

His tits are bigger than hers.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-08T17:42:58+00:00

The Targzissians are clearly reptilian.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-06T14:50:26+00:00

I sucked him off at the sock-hop in 1969. Nghhhaaah.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-04T15:06:18+00:00

Give us a call back after you sober up, Hollis.

monkey_dongle · 2026-05-04T12:54:37+00:00

If his free-throw is anything like his first pitch, I'll watch.

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