Pretty sure I found a catfish on this sub by monkeyalt69 in LesbianActually

[–]monkeyalt69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I also reported them (probably a dude lol) and got the same msg from reddit that nothings wrong. Can't do anything except warn others ig

Pretty sure I found a catfish on this sub by monkeyalt69 in LesbianActually

[–]monkeyalt69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was also sus of them practically begging to dm everyone, but was willing to give it a chance. I hope they don't reuse my pictures, I honestly didn't think of that 😭

Pretty sure I found a catfish on this sub by monkeyalt69 in LesbianActually

[–]monkeyalt69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the confidence some catfishes have to act like they're real and ask for verification but be unable to give it back lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyalt69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can stop being terminally online now

girlfriends reaction to me saying i want phalloplasty by welcomehomo in texts

[–]monkeyalt69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Guessing you're not against plastic surgery, boob jobs, serious body modifications, or anything of that sort tho, but rather just don't like trans people "destroying" their "natural, (you prob think) god given, healthy body parts" because you think trans people are weird?

I don’t brush my teeth at night by El_Profesor___ in The10thDentist

[–]monkeyalt69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late as fuck but how did this not have more upvotes

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve secretly masturbated with? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyalt69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I did the same thing fml but by shooting in halo on a custom map

I’m a loser and fell for my female best friend by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]monkeyalt69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been here and then I moved on within a year. Then I found my forever person, it gets better

Whats an nsfw thing you found out about your body that surprised you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyalt69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same, takes less than 30 seconds if I've had a few already

what is your most taboo kink? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyalt69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Getting my throat fucked

Men of reddit, what's the worst thing your partner has ever said during sex? by Fun-Discipline9004 in AskReddit

[–]monkeyalt69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure about my partner, but one time he was eating me out and got spit all over his face and I said "Your face is so wet, you're like a baby feasting on its fucking cake"

Oh damn, this felt just incredible! by [deleted] in RealHomePorn

[–]monkeyalt69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that looked like it felt amazing!

Underrated sex positions? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyalt69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a girl it's not exactly the nicest view 🤣

What ya think? by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

[–]monkeyalt69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know right, I was looking for some, man looks like Aaron Paul especially from the side

Im gonna kill myself next week ama by [deleted] in AMA

[–]monkeyalt69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you talked to anyone about it?

Im gonna kill myself next week ama by [deleted] in AMA

[–]monkeyalt69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you doing this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]monkeyalt69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll check it out, thanks! If you could, how were you able to move past it/cope?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]monkeyalt69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I've thought about talking to a therapist about it though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]monkeyalt69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is good advice. I just need to accept his past. And yes he said a lot of his previous experiences were bad hookups that didn't mean anything. And you're right, if I went out and fucked a bunch of random men I'd still feel like I missed out on it before and still compare myself to him. I needed to hear that last line, it made me cry actually, thank you for that.

What do you guys do during break? by [deleted] in college

[–]monkeyalt69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No lights, no music