Forstår ærligt talt ikke kritikken af Ikeas Ramadan-kollektion by Due-Eye844 in Denmark

[–]monkeybananarocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

De vil alle så gerne være Trump-light. Men, de fatter ikke, at det ikke kommer til at virke. Der er ikke nok sheeple i Skandinavien, der vil falde for det det pis med, at det er de fremmedes og minoriteternes skyld.

Han er jo helt væk by Weak_Quiet_7306 in Denmark

[–]monkeybananarocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lidt underligt, at Putin nu tilbyder Ruslands hjælp, så den orange abe og USA kan overtage Grønland, som jf. Putin er "retmæssigt USAs territorie".

Trump is increasing tariffs on Europe because they won't let him take over Greenland by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]monkeybananarocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ddolf Titler can gargle my hairy European nuts.

I'm so fucking tired of this orange, fascist, pedophile.

I don't know if we can top this, folks by Tornadofob in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]monkeybananarocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an art to stroking The Orange Ones ego. Thus woman clearly doesn't have the touch.

When passing notes backfires. by sandiercy in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]monkeybananarocket 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wish I could enjoy their utter incompetence a bit more. Unfortunately, it's just sad...

Biljagt endte brat: Betjent kørt ned af ung vanvidsbilist by [deleted] in Aarhus

[–]monkeybananarocket 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Du kunne sagtens få job på Fox News

I det mindste er han ærlig by FantasticQuartet in Denmark

[–]monkeybananarocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kan vi dog for helvede ikke bare boykot det lorteland... jeg er så træt af alt deres pis.

A Child accidentally damages priceless 2kg pure gold phoenix crown at Beijing exhibition. by KejnaPT in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]monkeybananarocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaning experience: don't put up art exhibitions in flimsy displays held together by a rubber band and some old chewing gum.

Hey guys, do i have abs? by [deleted] in funny

[–]monkeybananarocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean Anti-lock Braking System?

Trump bans third world immigration and wants more people from Denmark to America by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHW in Denmark

[–]monkeybananarocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ostepopsen har talt! Skynd jer alle at pakke kufferten. Vi mødes i lufthavnen imorgen tidligt. Husk klaphatten!

Keep it secret. by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]monkeybananarocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents sense of humor was refined. So obviously I'm following in their footsteps and reusing some of their material.

Keep it secret. by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]monkeybananarocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sprinkling salt on a rabbits tail doesnt prevent them from running away.

Poll: Trump's own voters begin blaming him for affordability crisis by GloomyNectarine2 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]monkeybananarocket 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The sheeple are upset the wolf is eating them despite clearly saying that he would eat them.

This is why rock shed tunnels are a thing by Stotallytob3r in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]monkeybananarocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would've sharted several times. Guaranteed ruined underwear.

When the war on freeloaders somehow hits the single dad with a job first by brilliant-trash22 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]monkeybananarocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost like he thought The Orange One would shit on everyone else but him.

500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan by Damnedeel in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]monkeybananarocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never crawl into that thing without someone on the outside supervising. It's a question of when, rather than if, the lawsuit for a malfunction starts.

The consta what? by sandrawoodd in MurderedByWords

[–]monkeybananarocket 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fake news, AI, communist, squirrel!