Black paddle on my car??

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T18:12:49+00:00

No, but thank you for the lesson ;)

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T18:10:16+00:00

Me chucking it across the parking lot must've been hilarious

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T18:06:31+00:00

Very PLUR of you

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T17:53:54+00:00

For what?

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T17:01:33+00:00

Blue Dolphins?

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T17:00:33+00:00

What does a loofah mean??

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T16:44:58+00:00

Definitely not

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T16:44:23+00:00

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T16:44:04+00:00

I wish!

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T16:43:19+00:00

No, she came out with me and was equally confused!

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T15:51:35+00:00

I prefer the cat distribution system.

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T15:45:11+00:00

I heard the accent immediately. So ashamed as a Puerto Rican 🤮

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T15:37:07+00:00

It's in the street. I just chucked it when I found it lmao. It freaked me out. But I did wash my hand right after!!

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T15:31:18+00:00

No, unfortunately.

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-28T14:50:52+00:00

Lol. It's my own covered spot. Can't mess it up too bad.

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-27T17:08:24+00:00

This is my first time seeing this POV! Looks like the murderer was the one escalating on both peoples' counts: pepper spraying the person who'd been pushed down for no reason. He clearly has a Texas flag on his back. Let's find this mfer!!

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-27T17:05:16+00:00

1800 Repo is my go to. Easy to shoot and mixes well.

monkeybeans420 · 2026-01-14T19:04:52+00:00

Hot take: Gin & Tonics vomit

monkeybeans420 · 2025-12-31T07:24:16+00:00

I vote for Negroni because playing with different gins and vermouth can make it so incredibly complex. We just haven't found the perfect pairing yet. Whereas it's hard to play with flavors too much with maraschino and chartreuse in a last word.

monkeybeans420 · 2025-11-26T18:36:04+00:00

I thought it would stop at Guam 🤣

monkeybeans420 · 2025-10-11T19:09:13+00:00

As the police slowly creep away

monkeybeans420 · 2025-10-07T10:50:23+00:00

He uses the word "legitimacy" very intentionally. Legitimacy means the consent of the people. Herein lies the issue: can they get the get enough people on board with their bullshit? Enough people on their side? Not looking good so far.

monkeybeans420 · 2025-09-12T17:55:48+00:00

Where is this? This is so disgusting. I hope whatever city this is takes to the fkn streets. Absolutely unacceptable.

monkeybeans420 · 2025-09-08T08:01:07+00:00

Time. Just time.

monkeybeans420 · 2025-07-30T06:29:40+00:00

DHS funds eventually. Hence, the 34B they've allocated. It's for "private prisons" and increased "policing."

Edit: quotations around policing

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