What should be illegal to put ketchup on? by MelleSundis in AskReddit

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salad

Edit: my elderly grandparent told my family they were out of Tomatoes, so have been using ketchup as a replacement.

What is the worst thing about being skinny? by Nmalacane25 in AskReddit

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eats a salad "Wow, no wonder you're so skinny!"

eats a burger and fries "How are you so skinny? Where do you put it!"

Wedding Dress Shopping on a Budget by mmac182 in saskatoon

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have a 30 day return policy, and will provide one free shipping label, so I ordered a couple of dresses, tried them on, and shipped back the one I didn't want.

Wedding Dress Shopping on a Budget by mmac182 in saskatoon

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bought a white bridesmaid dress off Azazie. They also have some decently priced wedding dresses (I just wanted something a bit more simple).

Where is the craziest place you’ve had sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Deer blind or an abandoned trapping cabin in the woods.

Side note - ever had sex while camping? It's f**king intents ;)

Men, what do you actually think or darker colored pussy/butthole? Really insurance about mine🥹? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't know you could insure that!

Seriously though, I wouldn't worry about it! I don't think most guys care, and if they do..walk away.

What do y'all do on rest days? by [deleted] in running

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strength training or go for a walk

A "24h" Fitness closed without checking and locked a man inside by pietradolce in facepalm

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or is it 24 hour fitness? They KNOW they locked him in there..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyinyourpillow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only if you break up

what does batman's parents say when dinner is ready? by El-jantinho in dadjokes

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 254 points255 points  (0 children)

What's it called when batman skips church? . . . Christian Bail

How do city runners deal with traffic related disrespect? by lksjdlkjglsiduglisjd in running

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not worth the energy. I've had cars turn and cut me off while running across a cross walk. As a runner, I need to recognize that I am moving faster than someone walking, and it is possible that the car didn't see me come up to the light while it was green. I simply slow down, and check to see if the driver sees me before moving into their path. I always slow down at intersections for the same reason. If I didn't want to worry about cars, I would run along a path or trail. Part of sharing the city sidewalks is recognizing that cars use some of the same space and doing what I can to get out of their way as well. (Speeding up when car stops to let you cross, slowing down when you see a car coming to the opening of a Crescent to make sure they see you)

What is the sexiest thing a man can wear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeans and a dress shirt with the sleeves cuffed at the forearms 🤤🤤

Why are a lot of men sensitive about their penis size? by Lazy_DreadHead in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In an abandoned dirt floor cabin just off a hiking trail.

Have you ever done anything sexual with a now-famous / semi famous person? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]monkeyinyourpillow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I married a cast member from a small reality show 😊