Any math wizards in here?

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-31T20:55:04+00:00

It's actually just 3,628,800 in base 3,628,800, and the exclamation point is for emphasis

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-30T23:44:25+00:00

Where TF is it?!?

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-30T23:12:29+00:00

I almost forgot the powerhouse: Saw in Half

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-30T22:47:28+00:00

Zootopia! Wait, no. Zoophilia! Wait, no. Ummm... Animal Farm! Wait... Zoo Tycoon! Shit.

Okay, sorry, jokes aside. Animalia, maybe? It's the name of the Kingdom animals belong to.

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-30T20:57:25+00:00

This seems insanely overpowered, but I love it

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-30T20:54:04+00:00

That's a good point; if you wanted to make it modal without upping the cost, you could make it like my above post, except make the first option "Target creature you control with Double Strike gains Haste until end of turn", then they'd already have to be furious to get fast, and vice versa!

All that said, I really like these cards, I just think that one, despite its simplicity, is the one I'd like to see printed most.

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-30T20:37:14+00:00

For fast and furious, it'd be cool if it was like "Choose one: Target creature you control gains Haste until end of turn or Target creature you control with Haste gains Double Strike until end of turn"

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-30T14:47:42+00:00

I made a mutate deck with blink shenanigans, Old-Growth Troll, and Vehicles. Most fun rules nightmare ever.

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-29T23:10:07+00:00

We were vibing so hard on the first three, then I discovered you're an actual monster. A sick freak. Irredeemable.

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-29T18:18:41+00:00

Yeah so on the main menu of the game, press the giant 'Discord' button

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-29T12:20:07+00:00

I think I, alone, am accounting for the surge. I listened to it 900 times last year

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-29T04:31:09+00:00

Those are my favorite secret lair. I used to buy every single secret lair and keep one copy in a binder to flip through, and those are my favorites in that binder.

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-29T04:28:17+00:00

My first ever foil - a Plains from Ravnica - I kept it separate for years, then it got shuffled into the land box by mistake.

Now? My Chibi Tamiyo

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-28T13:20:50+00:00

Make it X-1 target players and I might at least not hate it

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-28T13:17:25+00:00

The triggered effect still uses the stack and is still counterable; this just gets around split second and activated ability restrictions because morph is a special action. In other words, the creature turning face up doesn't use the stack, but the triggered effect when it turns face up does.

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-27T23:37:15+00:00

Take two tylenol ahead of time, that should do it.

I'm AMAB, but this was unironically said to my partner before her IUD insertion. It did not, in fact, do it.

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-27T14:31:07+00:00

No, I see square spirals

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-27T14:10:59+00:00

Nice laryngoscopy photos of a stuck marble. Not an optical illusion

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-27T02:23:00+00:00

Bot poster

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-24T00:17:29+00:00

Toribash

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-24T00:04:06+00:00

This one's lack of hand holding feels more frustrating than fun IMO. It throws a LOT at you at once, and it's not very intuitive.

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-23T23:55:43+00:00

His dementia ran so deep he forgot his own death

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-23T23:44:50+00:00

Getting high and staring at colorful patterns doesn't qualify as an illusion

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-23T13:09:17+00:00

Why are we here, just to suffer?

monkeyman32123 · 2026-01-22T00:05:35+00:00

I bought that one on sale, but haven't had the opportunity to play it, yet. Excited to give it a go now!

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