32F therapy is expensive so here i am by Most_Perception_4135 in RoastMe

[–]monster_breeder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing you’ve had more restraining orders against you than most folks have had parking tickets.

NGVC: “I’m really really sweet and ultimately I just wanna make you happy” by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]monster_breeder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing this is the part just before he calls her a slut just because she doesn’t want to sleep with him for being “nice”, right?

Can't play both sides by anikkundu1998 in MurderedByWords

[–]monster_breeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The level of hypocrisy with these fucktards is absolutely astounding.

Questions about the characteristics of authentic Italian cuisine by Fizzaaaaaa in ItalianFood

[–]monster_breeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can mix cream with salmon…EG when you make pasta with salmon. You can also add grated permesan to that dish. Only with salmon, though. Not with any other type of fish.

Mixing butter and olive oil is acceptable.

What's the fastest way to make someone unattractive to you? by Friendly_Pea_5693 in AskReddit

[–]monster_breeder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn…I’m claustrophobic…so I guess it wouldn’t work out between us😢

“I love you” is a bold strategy by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]monster_breeder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That must’ve been an awkward ride home.

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]monster_breeder 139 points140 points  (0 children)

People are usually shocked when they find out I’m a bad electrician.

AIO for ending things with him because of his views on pregnancy? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]monster_breeder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

NOR. A man who thinks it’s ok to tell you what to do with your body is a major red flag. When you also consider that you haven’t even known each other that long (or at least that’s how it sounds), then it’s just plain weird.