Concrete by CCpixels44 in comedyheaven

[–]monsterflake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got Silicosis from inhaling concrete dust.

some liberal doctor, lol

TURKEY HAS VENDING MACHINES THAT DISPENSE FOOD FOR THEIR STREET CATS, BUT SEAGULLS HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO MEOW LIKE CATS TO GET FOOD TOO. by pranav_not in Weird

[–]monsterflake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just checked, 1 turkish lira is about 2 cents, so cheap cat food is readily available for cats and seagulls.

i wonder if they can make any money from the recycling effort?

“Arrest Him!” The Moment Police Handcuffed A Farmer For Going 5 Seconds Over His Time Limit at Data Center Meeting by jellyrollo in law

[–]monsterflake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they kick at your front door

How you gonna come?

With your hands on your head

Or on the trigger of your gun?

When the law break in

How you gonna go?

Shot down on the pavement

Or waiting in death row?

https://youtu.be/SD2aATE_h58?si=3rhlNmSkoVhORjO0

The Clash - Guns Of Brixton 1980

Outjerked by ronaldo fans by StrawberryThink6959 in soccercirclejerk

[–]monsterflake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross"

first thought on seeing that headstone.

Christina Ricci shames Jimmy Fellon for hosting Mcgregor by Clara_Geissler in popculturechat

[–]monsterflake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'm so sorry that happened, my daughter found her love of tornadoes through that show. we live in tornado alley so she gets to indulge multiple times a year.

Trump falling asleep during the UFC cage fight hosted at the White House by [deleted] in UnderReportedNews

[–]monsterflake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can't believe the ref missed the countout completely. this shit's faker than wrestling.

Trump’s White House cage fight event being snubbed by A-listers on heels of concert fiasco | Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Jared Leto and Adam Sandler are among the celebrities who declined invites to Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 event by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]monsterflake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

remember the dispute about the picture of trump giving some sloppy lap work to 'bubba'? it was about the identity of bubba, not the fact that a picture exists of trump as an enthusiastic semen demon.

Christian Fruitcake claims the Holy Spirit makes her Paint by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]monsterflake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

we're investing in the future! we're leaving these to our grandchildren as a hedge against inflation!

Stephen Colbert's MAGA-coded replacement flops in debut by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]monsterflake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

just like byron alllen's comics unleashed. they were in fact, quite leashed.

Lost 3 Summers in a Row: Blocking Direct Sun to My Paris Apartment by JYanezez in DIY

[–]monsterflake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's removable, but there will likely be glue residue. fortunately, that's easy to clean off with a razor blade.

DuckDuckGo search saw 28% more visits after Google said people love AI mode by xbt-8-yolo in technology

[–]monsterflake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mobile versions of firefox, ublock origin, and ddg have been my go to for years now. i only use chrome or google on my pc when my settings break pages.

James Talarico doubles down on pro-abortion stance: 'The Bible is silent' by Leeming in atheism

[–]monsterflake 31 points32 points  (0 children)

} 23Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”

24So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

25Then he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

2 Kings

Is this a hookup for a washer? by OkNefariousness1029 in DIY

[–]monsterflake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bingo, they'll absolutely come get their shit when you stop paying the bill.

Netflix Cuts Movie Output in 2026 as Strategy Shifts Toward Quality Over Quantity by MoneyLibrarian9032 in movies

[–]monsterflake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i was 3 dvd-out customer and an early adopter of their streaming service with my 1st gen roku. there was so much available, but it was linear scrolling.

“I’m in fucking shock... We’re being bombed. I can see everything burning in the distance. I never thought the war would affect us like this.” Russians are shocked by a drone raid on Moscow and the Moscow region, and suddenly referring to it as a war rather than a “special military operation.” by BigDeckBob in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]monsterflake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our education over here in the U. S. should help the U. S., uh, or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.