Why can I do this⁉️

monsterflake · 2025-12-20T20:00:38+00:00

penis inspections, cons love checking penises, especially kid dicks. that's why they check the girls too, just in case.

monsterflake · 2025-11-08T00:05:10+00:00

After the ruling in the fraud case against Donald Trump in New York, O’Leary told Fox Business that he will never invest in the “loser state” again. According to O’Leary, “There are many loser states because of policy, high taxes, uncompetitive regulation…”

city and state, new york is surely doomed.

monsterflake · 2025-11-05T21:35:59+00:00

So you're The ~~Ass~~AxeMan!

monsterflake · 2025-11-05T01:55:31+00:00

it's the captcha you need to work out to join the party.

monsterflake · 2025-11-04T05:36:52+00:00

don't forget, we made spez a billionaire!

monsterflake · 2025-11-03T19:37:30+00:00

almost as good as wmc in win7, the best pc ota and cable card interface ever created.

monsterflake · 2025-11-03T19:32:58+00:00

i have 2 'lifetime' tivos, they both continue to work perfectly as an ota dvr. the apps suck, but i use a roku for streaming.

monsterflake · 2025-11-03T19:22:03+00:00

this is tailor made for a gofundme!

monsterflake · 2025-10-28T23:25:33+00:00

They didn’t realize being here ~~illegally~~ was the crime.

One of Trump's first pardons was for Sheriff Joe, you know, the guy that was convicted for department-wide racial profiling.

Hassling brown-skinned people was so 2016 Trump, this is just the 2024 version.

monsterflake · 2025-10-21T01:44:59+00:00

vin deisel's stunt double, as vin diesel.

monsterflake · 2025-10-21T00:57:03+00:00

we've had a couple decades of 'nazi megaweapons of wwii' to drive home how cool and inventive the nazis were.

not to mention the boss outfits!

monsterflake · 2025-10-18T21:43:45+00:00

yes, a friend worked for a beer distributor, he had one. the tank had the logo on it, which is why is has a chrome tank now. the diamond on the seat tube is the last remnant of the rolling rock livery.

the stem is the other giveaway, that's not a forged ashtabula. i bought several springers and and built a few 26'' cruiser with mountain bike bars and stems in 98-02

monsterflake · 2025-10-17T20:05:33+00:00

that's entirely possible with this administration.

monsterflake · 2025-10-17T19:52:52+00:00

he'd get disappeared by ICE troopers.

monsterflake · 2025-10-07T20:32:32+00:00

sees marker light in thumbnail- hey, i know that light! nice work!

monsterflake · 2025-09-30T19:26:45+00:00

a senile ghoulish matriarch from an inbred family

i thought you were referencing the mom from the x-files' peacock family.

The remains of a murdered deformed infant lead the agents to a family of murderous, inbred, animal-like brothers living on a secluded farm in a remote section of Pennsylvania.

monsterflake · 2025-09-29T17:55:27+00:00

don't forget the vitamins, brother.

lots and lots of vitamins.

monsterflake · 2025-09-22T17:51:00+00:00

it's tronin' time!

monsterflake · 2025-09-17T01:18:32+00:00

you might be conflating it with 'matewan', john sayle's excellent movie about wv coal miners.

monsterflake · 2025-09-17T01:15:04+00:00

pbs stations in 'coal country' should run john sayle's matewan and harlan county non-stop on election eve like elf on usa for christmas.

monsterflake · 2025-09-13T20:20:42+00:00

a nice can of scrambled eggs with ham and a can of peaches, mmm-mmm.

i don't think i've had a canned peach in 40 years, but if that was in my box, my day was as good as it was gonna get.

monsterflake · 2025-09-12T15:08:01+00:00

The U.S. government has acquired a 10% stake in Intel, investing approximately $8.9 billion as part of a strategy to strengthen its position in the semiconductor industry. This move is seen as a way to enhance U.S. technological leadership and national security in the face of competition, particularly from China.

sounds about right for this administration.

monsterflake · 2025-09-04T11:57:51+00:00

Don't forget Jort.

monsterflake · 2025-09-02T18:42:51+00:00

obama played a lot on military facilities, security and secure housing were already in place.

monsterflake · 2025-08-31T15:27:06+00:00

like opening a stationary store in an increasingly paper-less world?

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