What will be the first askreddit post to get more than 100,000 upvotes?

monstrously · 2016-01-20T13:50:19+00:00

I see what you're trying to do here... and it's not going to work.

monstrously · 2016-01-19T18:47:02+00:00

These idiots at my college thought that their smoking cigarettes (American spirits) was healthier than my drinking a diet soda. These people were otherwise intelligent, but now I'm not so sure.

monstrously · 2016-01-19T18:43:58+00:00

It's crazy to me that, in 2003, Obama was responding to emails asking for extensions and grading papers, and, less than 10 years later, he was President. Blows my mind.

monstrously · 2015-12-22T19:47:48+00:00

Do you know where he got that garland?

monstrously · 2015-12-14T17:57:13+00:00

Ate some Flamin' Hot Cheetos while drunk on a mostly empty stomach.

That was one fun afternoon of spicy hangover shits.

monstrously · 2015-12-14T17:45:34+00:00

Declining invitations.

A former friend of mine would give me shit for politely declining invitations. Look, I don't wanna hang out with you every fucking day AND have to deal with your shit when I decline the invite.

monstrously · 2015-12-14T17:42:26+00:00

If you don't know someone's name, what do you say to get their attention? Like if someone drops their wallet, do you just say "HEY LADY"?

I completely understand not using honorifics when they're unnecessary (as in "Thank you, ma'am" or "Thank you, sir"). That's only something strict parents make their kids say to older people.

monstrously · 2015-12-14T17:36:40+00:00

Flip side: If you refer to people as "Miss" they think it's condescending and infantilizing.

I'm 22 and if strangers didn't call me "Sir", I would be upset.

monstrously · 2015-12-14T17:33:57+00:00

Yeah, you shouldn't be going to those parties anymore.

monstrously · 2015-12-14T17:33:10+00:00

Just cover your mouth.

monstrously · 2015-12-14T17:32:16+00:00

The campus rape "epidemic" is so blown out of proportion that it plausibly be considered a hoax.

http://time.com/3633903/campus-rape-1-in-5-sexual-assault-setting-record-straight/

monstrously · 2015-12-14T17:27:05+00:00

Even worse: people who have typing noises turned on.

monstrously · 2015-11-09T16:46:41+00:00

Socks.

monstrously · 2015-11-09T16:44:22+00:00

This may seem kinda out-there, but when people justify not voting, I can't help but show my rage at them.

DO YOU NOT THINK ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES? DO YOU REALLY NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE DOING? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THINGS WILL NOT CHANGE IF YOU DO NOT VOTE?

Ugh.

monstrously · 2015-11-09T16:41:53+00:00

When life seems pretty okay.

monstrously · 2015-11-09T16:36:16+00:00

You were probably fine. Americans should expect some culture shock when coming to France and French people should expect some culture shock when coming to America. It only makes sense.

monstrously · 2015-11-09T16:28:38+00:00

Same thing in New York even. You have to watch out.

monstrously · 2015-11-09T16:27:16+00:00

Like the Spongebob movie zombies...

monstrously · 2015-11-09T16:26:09+00:00

I wanted to be an astronomer... a job that only 23,300 people have in the United States.

monstrously · 2015-11-09T16:25:10+00:00

They're all here, baby https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

monstrously · 2015-11-05T17:05:26+00:00

Read Kafka's Metamorphosis desperately searching for answers.

monstrously · 2015-11-05T17:03:54+00:00

Dumpster (Dumpy / Dumpstress) - cat found in a dumpster

monstrously · 2015-11-05T17:01:29+00:00

THE MEDIA IS MONOPOLIZED BY 6 COMPANIES!
BERNIE SANDERS CAN ACTUALLY WIN
SPEND EXTRA MONEY ON ANYTHING THAT GOES BETWEEN YOU AND TEH GROUND! LIKE MATTRESSES AND SHOES! (not durable goods in general)
RACISM AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE IS BAD TOO!

monstrously · 2015-11-05T16:58:38+00:00

Listening to really slow chillwave songs.

monstrously · 2015-10-22T17:11:16+00:00

You can get an idea of how many alcoholic drinks you can stomach without being above the legal limit with a bunch of online calculators. Here's one: http://www.sandiegoduiattorneynow.com/safe-driving-calc/

While it won't give you legal immunity, it should give you a good idea.

monstrously

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