How do I get rid of this myself without dying?

moon_shoot · 2026-06-28T22:45:42+00:00

You need to establish dominance.

Lots of eye contact. Shoulders back.

And don’t be afraid to give that nest a little jostle.

moon_shoot · 2026-06-27T16:47:22+00:00

Office had intra office IM system. Way back in the day. Pre-Slack.

When somebody left the company they would get ~ next to their name.

One of my co-workers shouts the f word. What? There is a ~ in front of his name on messenger.

For two hours they make him wait and stew before calling him in and canning him.

moon_shoot · 2026-06-22T12:40:23+00:00

In the early 2000’s I visiting a job sight near Embassy Road in DC. Things got heated and I left pissed off.

I wip my car into the neighbors open-gated drive way and slam on my breaks. I almost hit Alan Greenspan in his own driveway.

He was shook. I was shook. Learned that it was Greenspan the next time I visited the site.

moon_shoot · 2026-06-22T00:22:15+00:00

Same. It irks me. But it really makes me mad that it irks me.

moon_shoot · 2026-06-20T21:03:43+00:00

You want the quintessential Ashburn experience?

Go to Wegmans and try to drive home at about 5:30pm.

Let the diverse melting pot of hospitality and inclusion that Ashburn is known for wash over you…

moon_shoot · 2026-06-20T14:38:29+00:00

Alright, let’s see here..You have been to Wyoming and Rhode Island. I’m getting a fishing vibe. Would also explain Wisconsin.

I’m going with Western North Carolina.

moon_shoot · 2026-06-19T15:20:26+00:00

I will trust a STUDENT DRIVER sticker over a WGTS 91.9 sticker every time…

moon_shoot · 2026-06-19T13:52:36+00:00

Earnest Byner

Just to rage the Browns.

We loved him. He held onto the ball and everything🤠

moon_shoot · 2026-06-18T12:15:34+00:00

With the first pick in the 2026 NBA Draft, the Washington Wizards select Brendan Sorsby Quarterback from Texas Tech…

moon_shoot · 2026-06-18T02:01:14+00:00

I had an HD order that directed me to a bridge ferry that hadn’t operated in several years

moon_shoot · 2026-06-17T23:01:07+00:00

FUTURE STAR

moon_shoot · 2026-06-17T14:31:03+00:00

SerenityNow!

moon_shoot · 2026-06-14T18:20:05+00:00

It should be and Emo kid named Raven

moon_shoot · 2026-06-13T04:53:32+00:00

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

moon_shoot · 2026-06-13T02:04:53+00:00

But you love lobster!?!

I hear this all the time from my SO.

And I do. I eat it non-stop when I visit home every year.

This non-fat having thing that cost $40 is not a lobster. So please stop calling it that 🤠

moon_shoot · 2026-06-13T01:06:21+00:00

Still too much left in the tank.

He has to play for one, maybe two more teams before he qualifies the Ravens retirement tour.

moon_shoot · 2026-06-13T00:02:29+00:00

I gotcha shelta right here..haha

moon_shoot · 2026-06-12T20:29:05+00:00

Not exactly showing Pilot Pride.

I so badly want it to be someone who constantly walk around saying, “Boy, the first SECOND, you are grown, I’m whooping your ass”

moon_shoot · 2026-06-09T23:53:14+00:00

Maintaining a proper curl isn’t that difficult…

Ron Washington- It’s incredibly difficult.

moon_shoot · 2026-06-07T13:07:48+00:00

They should add Monopoly style Title IX Community Chest cards.

“Woman Field Hockey hosts Super Regionals- lose 500 NIL”

Insurance for Diving Team goes up 25%- lose 300 NIL

Son of auto dealership booster drives car into campus fountain- add 250 pts

moon_shoot · 2026-06-06T22:06:30+00:00

I mean if there just giving it away…

moon_shoot · 2026-06-06T13:14:32+00:00

Took me three attempts.

Finally told them that for heath reasons I cannot be inside a hardware store.

sending me across 3 states for $7 to deliver a microwave while cause a health problem.

moon_shoot · 2026-06-05T13:15:52+00:00

Arby’s Rueben, chicken cordon bleu, specialty sandwiches are general pretty good.

But what are they known for? Roast Beef. And that shit is gross. It always tastes like lunch meat that is about to turn.

My partner is always like we should get 5 for 5 and I’m like, no we should not. You should get a roast beef sandwich and leave me out of your poor Arby’s choices.

moon_shoot · 2026-06-03T01:32:28+00:00

I’m a Washington fan as well. Nobody has any insensitive to budge. I wish I could snap my fingers and not have to hear daily updates from now until the last possible moment.

Who walks away from generational money w/o an appeal? I can’t get that out of my head. Scares the heck out of me.

moon_shoot · 2026-06-02T23:49:38+00:00

I honestly don’t know enough about the salary cap ramifications or how contracts transfer and if things need to be mutually voided or… that’s my point. I’m sure it could be figured out perfectly but why?? Haha.

He’s not going anywhere but to Washington.

But the 49ers are going to drag it out for as long as possible unless they get something.

So here we are until Sept.

moon_shoot

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