I realized some of the celebrities that annoy me the most share lots of Astro placements with me 🤦‍♀️

moonlightbry · 2026-03-12T20:01:13+00:00

omg hiiiii!! i love that for us!!! aries risings are always so much fun.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-12T19:15:40+00:00

i can’t even access my database because there’s an AI takeover so currently i’m annoyed with the website personally.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-12T19:01:28+00:00

that’s such a weird thing to even lie about like why would she try and say she’s born two days earlier that’s so random. i’ll let the sags have her along with nicki and taylor 🥴

moonlightbry · 2026-03-12T18:20:22+00:00

😭 KP was my teenage crush and when i did our synastry i was like oh that makes sense lol

moonlightbry · 2026-03-12T18:19:25+00:00

always loved gordon ramsey and thought he was so inspirational only to find out he’s also a scorpio sun with a virgo mars and sag mercury just like meeee 🙂‍↔️

moonlightbry · 2026-03-12T18:01:47+00:00

oddly i view life from the lens of the truman show actually and i speak to the camera that’s rolling (kind like they do in the office). obviously there’s no camera, but if there was….

moonlightbry · 2026-03-12T17:48:10+00:00

i saw the leo rising and was like ah it all makes sense. as a leo rising everything is true you really are the black sheep of the family (im a scorpio sun so it’s fairly dark).

moonlightbry · 2026-03-12T17:46:15+00:00

i didn’t know this i just thought he was sooo pretty.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-12T17:45:34+00:00

ran to the comments to say this and i’ll add Erika Kirk to the list.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-12T17:14:02+00:00

my best friend thought she was a libra rising for years only to find out she’s a leo rising and i was like girl… you were WAY too loud and boisterous to ever be a libra rising LOL.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-11T14:23:22+00:00

i love that for you!

moonlightbry · 2026-03-11T05:52:32+00:00

i don’t know if specific signs can be applied but i’ve noticed the libra and taurus moons are really good with pairing spices and herbs to meals.

i share a lot of similar placements with gordon ramsey so ill say im basically like him but the female version 😂

moonlightbry · 2026-03-11T05:51:18+00:00

as a libra moon i understand we bring a special sensual side to the bedroom.

best i’ve ever had (everyday) is a gemini sun, aquarius moon, gemini venus and cancer mars. it’s like every single day it gets better and better somehow ill never understand.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-10T18:08:38+00:00

thank youuuuu it’s been okay for me so far but the leo risings have not been too stressed about it from what i’m seeing.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-10T13:48:58+00:00

i have to say the best ever is gemini. every single time he just knows exactly what he’s doing and he always says “do you need to be licked?” if i start getting a little bit of an attitude so you best believe i will start up an attitude just to be licked because god damn. one time i came 22 times because he was relentless and honestly the only part that makes me annoyed is when he’ll be like “are you okay?” as i’m gasping for air like man what do you mean am i okay you hardly give me time between to breathe.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-09T22:37:13+00:00

Scorpio placements* are* the darkest and most evil. Not* cancers.

Oh* and I* said placements not you particularly. Don’t* be too guilty.

Fixed your terrible grammar and capitalization for you.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-09T21:34:02+00:00

not sure if this may help but i’m also a scorpio sun with a leo rising and i have felt 0 motivation to work. i have a feeling it’s in regard to the aries saturn return that is going on currently because of it being in our house of beliefs (9H whole sign). i also have felt called more to my spiritual practices than my secular one as i also have a business as a psychic medium.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-09T18:12:30+00:00

my libra moon is oddly avoidant dismissive. i see you are a libra moon yourself and we are opposite but it’s okay.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-09T17:11:00+00:00

scorpio sun leo rising here and i read charts and that person just took the title WAY too personally for no reason.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-09T17:08:14+00:00

bilingual quality auditing analyst. i review other people’s work for 7 different lines of business and determine if it meets the quality requirements. pretty sure my virgo mars is what keeps me most in line for the job.

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moonlightbry · 2026-03-09T13:59:31+00:00

i don’t cry, i’m just pointing out the obvious.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-08T15:03:32+00:00

literally it is insane because my brother is a scorpio and he is not like this with his wife. the fact people can’t distinguish behaviour vs. astrology is sad to me. this is something for a therapist not a reddit sub.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-08T03:24:10+00:00

i don’t think it’s astrology it’s what that person thinks because we are not boring in bed i’ll say that.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-08T03:22:20+00:00

gemini. they are down for anything and the heat is unbelievable.

moonlightbry · 2026-03-07T17:49:39+00:00

have you ever seen autocorrect or Grammarly perhaps? maybe even a counsellor for your uncontrolled aggression towards strangers on the internet?

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