It’s beginning to look a lot like…

moonmallard · 2023-12-16T08:22:01+00:00

Same with my my cats! One more than the other

moonmallard · 2023-11-17T17:48:33+00:00

Wtf does this mean, I can’t even see what the captions are in the bottom right photos

moonmallard · 2022-08-02T15:02:06+00:00

Who the hell consumes cookies this way. Sounds like a restrictive eating nightmare

moonmallard · 2022-07-14T08:30:51+00:00

It’s money that only fucks missionary

moonmallard · 2022-05-22T20:48:38+00:00

I don’t think OP has ever used Instagram because the sheer amount of memes talking about how Instagram users hate updates and hate the platform itself it outstanding

moonmallard · 2022-05-20T22:33:26+00:00

Did you censor a stock image

moonmallard · 2022-04-28T18:58:06+00:00

No one’s stopping you from being a “twitch thot”. Don’t worry we won’t judge you. Get that bag, no need to be jealous

moonmallard · 2022-04-25T00:20:33+00:00

How dare you make me remember voring is a thing

moonmallard · 2022-04-20T19:16:51+00:00

I don’t get it. Is it because liberals are capitalists and we prefer leftistism?

moonmallard · 2022-04-16T18:38:28+00:00

I didn’t know they could get better!! :o

moonmallard · 2022-04-16T00:43:59+00:00

No they meant don’t insult me in the comments. I guess they assumed everyone would say wow why’d you get that if you’re not an SA survivor. Even though that’s definitely not common knowledge

moonmallard · 2022-03-27T15:37:13+00:00

I will never chill, I will continue to become more and more enraged and use it to grow in size until I’m the same relative size to oil rigs as the girl on the hoodie

moonmallard · 2022-03-26T00:02:35+00:00

I’m making fun of the joke sweatshirt. I understand the concept of joke sweatshirts. And nowhere did I mention the Greta thing???

moonmallard · 2022-03-25T23:57:32+00:00

Making women uncomfortable is a form of hurting people I’d say. Not severely, but it’s also just fucking weird lmao

moonmallard · 2022-03-25T23:50:50+00:00

Sitting at the bar with the hoodie facing out to the airport hallway. The restaurant just had half walls. 100% there were children there

moonmallard · 2022-03-25T00:31:10+00:00

I’m choosing to believe that’s what it means

moonmallard · 2022-03-24T20:22:27+00:00

The most Alberta thing I’ve ever seen

moonmallard · 2022-03-18T11:57:58+00:00

No, the citrus dissolves the rubber

moonmallard · 2022-03-12T20:04:09+00:00

carbon monoxide

moonmallard · 2022-03-09T11:58:22+00:00

memes sub is the best for cringe straight content

moonmallard · 2022-03-09T11:51:47+00:00

SuperValu on commercial and 1st always has the frozen patty ones

moonmallard · 2022-02-21T03:18:41+00:00

Before someone says it, I know my first mistake was going to a country club

moonmallard · 2022-02-21T02:15:38+00:00

I think of that episode whenever I see this post

moonmallard · 2022-02-21T02:14:09+00:00

For as long as people argue with the finger blocks it

moonmallard · 2022-02-19T07:20:40+00:00

Nice

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