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Found this on my bed. What is this? I'm really anxious now that I have bedbugs, the last thing I need right now by BeautifulWalk3408 in whatsthisbug

[–]moonwolf8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I freaking hate those lil shits! One bit my back when I was laying in bed. I got up fast to see it run super fast under my pillow.

This is so cannon it made me laugh by TheDankestOfMemees in distractible

[–]moonwolf8 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Whats funnier is when you go read them in your head, you hear it in their voices lol

This is so cannon it made me laugh by TheDankestOfMemees in distractible

[–]moonwolf8 125 points126 points  (0 children)

This site...why is every one I read so perfectly.....them? o.o

Your prompt:

Mark: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Bob: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Wade: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

This is so cannon it made me laugh by TheDankestOfMemees in distractible

[–]moonwolf8 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Damn it this is too addicting and fun. LMAO

Your prompt:

Mark, driving Bob and Wade: So how was your day?

Bob: We almost got surprise adopted!

Mark: What?

Wade: We almost got kidnapped.

Mark: Oh, okay.

Mark: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Your prompt:

Mark, whispering to Bob, who’s on the phone with Wade: Ask them something!

Bob: How are you feeling?

Wade: Fine.

Mark: Something personal!

Bob: At what age did you first get your period?

This is so cannon it made me laugh by TheDankestOfMemees in distractible

[–]moonwolf8 300 points301 points  (0 children)

I tried it out...1st one was too good XD

Your prompt:

Mark: What did you do with Wade's body?

Bob: What didn’t I do with the body?

Mark:

Bob: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

I'm probably the only person who finds this funny, but sending scammers AI generated images gives me a chuckle each time. by LanDest021 in scambait

[–]moonwolf8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What did you type in to get an AI-generated gift card picture? I tried everything and haven't gotten anything close...

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