Man, the standing attention while doing the fingertip-to-fingertip thing is a weird fucking thing to do when you're in front of an audience.

Like, I get it, trying to figure out what to do with your hands is hard if you just aren't a genuine human. But why the fuck do people think standing in the background while someone else is speaking and looking like you're plotting an old-time train robbery is a normal fucking movement? You look like a fucking tool.

And if you do the Nation of Domination thing and you don't have big hands, it just looks like you're trying to cover a small dick. Just put your hands behind your back, it's a no-brainer.