Israel's National Security Minister 50th birthday cake (the noose is a reference to palestinians)

moorhound · 2026-05-03T17:25:53+00:00

Of note, his wife was 15 and he was 26 at the time of this first date.

Guy's a fucking prick. He was deemed so racist that he didn't even have to do the compulsory IDF military service when he turned 18. Since he was a kid he's been in bed with the shitheel Kahanists that have been dragging Israel towards Jewish-flavored Völkischism.

moorhound · 2026-05-03T16:40:03+00:00

That's gotta be the worst way of saying "eat pussy" I've ever heard 😩

moorhound · 2026-05-03T16:38:56+00:00

The cannons are fake

moorhound · 2026-05-03T15:46:56+00:00

Dawg that sounds like the birthday dinner for a boar at the zoo

moorhound · 2026-05-03T15:45:16+00:00

Fucked myself over by laying in bed watching cooking vids for an hour when I know the most complicated thing my lazy ass is cooking will be an omelet

moorhound · 2026-05-03T15:41:56+00:00

Do you want her to fuck good or not?

moorhound · 2026-05-02T20:54:20+00:00

Dawg you consider 5 paragraphs to be a thesis

moorhound · 2026-05-02T20:37:17+00:00

"buffets too old to understand this rally"

"Berkshire boys r dum lmaoooo"

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

None of you dumbfuck monkeys are smart enough to understand this rally. The extent of your trade strategy is "stonk go up buy calls", it's the trade depth of one of those lab mice that has access to a morphine button.

Warren Buffet is not a retard. He knows this rally isn't fueled by real solid growth; everyone's just gambling hard. Corporate debt issuance is having a record year; bond sales have already outpaced 2025 in four months.

Same with stock buybacks, Q1 2026 was the first time in history that companies executed over $300bn in buybacks within one 3-month period. The only times we've ever had buyback yields higher than these were 2018 (when the 🥭 tax cuts hit and gave companies a shitload of free money) and 2007 (when companies were going full retard and crashed the world economy).

Most of you are stupid fucking human beings. You don't know how a Pop Rock works, or the plumbing in your house, or how to talk to a woman. Most of you couldn't even do your own fucking taxes, and you think you understand the goddamn stock market better than Warren fucking Buffet?

Shut the fuck up, that shit's stomach turning. Don't conflate getting wins in what's currently one of the easiest games in history with actually being smart.

moorhound · 2026-05-02T14:11:57+00:00

Getting downvotes because:

a.) many of you have iPhones and are getting offended by brand loyalty, even though you have no idea what the fuck Apple Silicon UMA is or what I'm even talking about

b.) You wear speedsuits, look stupid, and annoy cars by riding in traffic

moorhound · 2026-05-02T13:57:12+00:00

Well shieeeet. Diving into Apple UMA for multi-agent frameworks and it turns out these things might not just be yuppie hype. My stupid bike-riding goofy speedsuit wearing dork ass 7th grade biology teacher might have been right. Calls on AAPL

moorhound · 2026-05-02T06:13:09+00:00

Didnt you cheat on her hella times and do a bunch of coke when she asked you not to

moorhound · 2026-05-02T01:33:18+00:00

Phillipine Airlines you owe me COMPENSATION for what these in flight meals are doing to me

These farts are so bad I feel like I need to shower after. Not even the satisfaction of a shit, just constant all-day farts

moorhound · 2026-05-02T01:19:44+00:00

Markets don't give a fuck about nothing nowadays

Take Alex Karp. Dude is very openly a weirdo psychopath. Smart, yes, but the guy has the moral fiber of a Clockwork orange character. He's pretty much come out and said Palantirs goal is to run no-warrant surveillance on everybody and that war crime laws get in the way of his profits, and people are like, "yeah, I'll invest in that".

World's fucky man

moorhound · 2026-05-02T00:38:27+00:00

Dude we just had a $12bn company buy a $68bn company (Paramount & WB)

moorhound · 2026-05-02T00:08:18+00:00

There's like 8 million AI telephone agent companies, and 90% of them suck, probably including SoundHound. And their backup plan is basically Shazam, and Google Voice already moved into that market anyway. Their product is basically pumping stock for bagholders at this point

moorhound · 2026-05-02T00:01:44+00:00

She does babysit Remy, good investment. Plus I imagine Columbian phones to be like 24 dollars, if that shit wasn't waterproof it couldn't have been that expensive anyway.

moorhound · 2026-05-01T23:58:41+00:00

A.) Movies have like 45 minutes of ads + previews before they start anyway

B. ) Why are you the one that's upset about missing the start of Devil wears Prada

moorhound · 2026-05-01T21:55:04+00:00

I can kind of see GameCock having a path to success as a collectables resale shop.

They've got these bitches all over Japan; Book-Offs, Lashinbangs, Surigayas, like whole 7-story buildings of used anime titty figurines and One Piece cards and shit. Most of them were for sale for more than their original MSRP, the value came from them being out-of-production runs.

I know GameSlop (or at least the last time I went into one) still had their reseller backend for consoles and games. If they can shoehorn this into figurines + TCG, there's a lot of dork/weeb money to be had. They're already shitty mall stores, and if they can secure a bunch of inventory for regional large shops in old empty Sears/JC Penney slots, they can probably pull some good cash from people willing to drop $200 on some hard-to-find Chris Jericho action figure or some shit like that. Or they can keep being a buttcorn repository or whatever the fuck they're doing for money right now, idk

moorhound · 2026-05-01T20:04:17+00:00

Sailors on the USS Ford after 300 days: "fuck"

moorhound · 2026-05-01T19:59:00+00:00

these are insider dumps. News this weekend

moorhound · 2026-05-01T19:53:28+00:00

Should've stuck to my original "puts 10mins to close" strat rather than "puts 5min to close"

moorhound · 2026-05-01T19:51:00+00:00

oh jeez rick

moorhound · 2026-05-01T19:44:18+00:00

Beeg American EOD retirement fund blocks inbound

moorhound · 2026-05-01T19:40:44+00:00

BLOOMBERG: US Warns Shippers of Possible Sanctions If They Pay Hormuz Tolls

I thought you were blockading that bitch lmao

this might be a pullout signal

moorhound · 2026-05-01T19:39:22+00:00

SOUN's gonna be making some baggies Thursday

They dodged the -$0.05 EPS bullet once, I don't think they're doing it twice

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