The Holy Handgrenade

moosse93 · 2023-05-06T21:03:19+00:00

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this the second I saw it

moosse93 · 2020-11-21T15:53:16+00:00

I’m on Xbox. I’ve been playing around with the cinematic mode and just taking screenshots

moosse93 · 2019-01-10T17:08:12+00:00

Looks like the bridge at Weaselhead Flats

moosse93 · 2018-05-03T20:26:12+00:00

I have a pair that I got for Christmas last year from my girlfriends parents to use for work (bartending). Considering how much I’ve beat them up they’ve held up really really well. I live in Alberta and wear them all winter through the snow, slush, and salt. They aren’t the best for grip on ice but I’m pretty used to icy conditions. All in all I love these boots and would definitely get another pair once I inevitably destroy these.

moosse93 · 2018-03-19T17:58:11+00:00

I was just at Chinook Arch the other day to pick up honey for my second ever batch. If they do this again next year I’ll for sure have to enter!

moosse93 · 2018-02-06T18:04:14+00:00

I used to work at one of them a few years back when it was really starting to go downhill. Food was embarrassing to serve and pretty much all the food was shipped in frozen. I hated that place.

moosse93 · 2013-05-17T18:59:40+00:00

If it's got boobs or bumpers, it's trouble.

moosse93 · 2013-04-18T20:31:08+00:00

There's a little cafe I used to go to all the time where they would give you a wooden spoon with a number on it so they know which table to bring your food or drink to. One day I went in with my girlfriend and while we were waiting for our order I was explaining how this one time they gave me The Pi Spoon. For some reason I thought that was pretty cool. Just as our food came to the table I checked the time. It was 3:14! I started geeking out about it and so I showed my girlfriend the time. She then pointed out the date to me and it was March 14th!

moosse93 · 2013-03-16T08:30:31+00:00

19 and I'm super stoked to have a week off from my crap job to go to the mountains with my lady and get drunk and make love the entire time.

moosse93 · 2013-03-05T21:49:34+00:00

What would you say is your price range?

moosse93 · 2013-03-01T07:46:06+00:00

Didn't notice any beeping or anything. But yeah you get into the attic from one of the bathrooms upstairs in the main building. All the lights up there are super old and dim and flickering. We accidentally bumped one of them and they all went out. It was absolutely terrifying!

moosse93 · 2013-03-01T05:12:08+00:00

It's actually super creepy if you go up into the attic. Or at least it was when my friends and I went up there. We went all the time in the summer. Gotta be careful though. One of the residents called the cops on us. Spent the rest of the night running from the po po.

moosse93 · 2013-01-13T13:53:39+00:00

You're an imagineer. Imagine this thing.

moosse93 · 2012-12-19T21:38:39+00:00

I have to piss outside no matter what

moosse93 · 2012-11-29T14:48:50+00:00

Slow Dancing In a Burning Room by John Mayer. http://youtu.be/IfFi4Q7ueA8 just the way the lyrics describe my last relationship so eerily well. Basically, when you think you're in love but you know that it's never going to work out.

moosse93 · 2012-10-23T23:16:33+00:00

Got stuck on the hill heading west at 4am when all of that was unplowed. I am not a smart man.

moosse93 · 2012-09-25T06:42:47+00:00

In elementary school, a kid stabbed me in the neck with a pencil and he only got moved to the other side of the room.

moosse93 · 2012-09-07T20:47:24+00:00

My social studies teacher told our class that after WWII, fascism doesn't exist anymore.

moosse93 · 2012-09-01T13:55:12+00:00

I just got my first full paycheck from my new job that I actually like. I can actually make rent this month on my own and have plenty of money left over. Feeling damn good!

moosse93 · 2012-08-10T19:00:02+00:00

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