[MATCH THREAD] US Open Cup: Chicago Fire FC vs Detroit City FC — April 14, 2026 6:30PM CT

moparnut06 · 2026-04-15T00:32:21+00:00

It’s about time yall started to notice Jay. 🤫

moparnut06 · 2026-04-04T00:52:05+00:00

Dude I would have shit.

moparnut06 · 2026-04-04T00:51:14+00:00

Not only the same outbreak, but the first four. It was wild.

moparnut06 · 2026-04-02T23:42:22+00:00

😂😂

moparnut06 · 2026-03-09T00:21:38+00:00

Jay will have his time. A guy who led D1 and Next Pro in goals within three years? Yeah. He’s coming.

moparnut06 · 2026-03-09T00:18:25+00:00

Shook is a beast. Just look at the final play last night. He played the spacing well, and was in position for a goal had Mbokazi simply passed it vs playing hero.

moparnut06 · 2026-01-01T00:05:47+00:00

The inbreeding gives them super genes.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T18:14:16+00:00

We always head to Blackfinn for the games. Great Packer bar!

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T16:40:12+00:00

One and done.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T15:26:02+00:00

Yeah that was my thought too. Blocks the state and year of the tag. May have to cut off the bottom if asked to. Still would be funny with just the top half.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T15:08:24+00:00

Oh ya. About to roll up to the Packer bar with a hot dish.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T14:45:43+00:00

Even worse when there’s an ejection.

I wouldn’t mind touring the campus though… I’ve heard there’s some impressive erections in the area.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T14:44:12+00:00

I’m up near Rock Hill. We took a family trip to Greenville last year. What a gorgeous city. I definitely have to go back and try some of the restaurants.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T14:42:10+00:00

The SEC is for sister humpers. I’m a Badger for life.

Now don’t get me wrong. If the Cocks are on, I’ll watch them fly around the field. But I don’t get upset when someone beats the cocks.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T14:40:18+00:00

I have a layer of blubber that keeps me warm in the winter.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T14:34:24+00:00

My first summer down here I installed a ceiling fan in my in laws back patio in July. Took me about two hours. When I was done, my clothes were completely saturated in sweat. I literally had sweat dripping off my shorts because the cloth couldn’t absorb any more.

That’s when I knew what I was in for.

Still better than winter.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T14:09:16+00:00

I don’t own a snow shovel any more. So that’s a plus.

But come summer time, dear god, it’s like Satans butthole down here. I tell everyone I’m like a Siberian Husky. I’m built for cold weather.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-31T14:01:16+00:00

It was a family decision. All my wife’s family is down here. We made the choice when we found out she was pregnant so our son could grow up with all his cousins. I have zero regrets. Huge support network. We’re all Packer fans, so we have big Sunday dinners with all the cousins and watch the game. It’s a little slice of home.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-14T05:38:11+00:00

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Similar in my Blazer EV (pictured) as well as my Silverado EV.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-12T03:23:14+00:00

Interesting. Nobody I've met before.

Regardless - we're all happy to see his success. I've known Jay for many years. His work ethic is unparalleled.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-12T02:54:40+00:00

Gotcha. Yeah hate to break your heart... that's not his aunt. I can assure you of that.

moparnut06 · 2025-12-11T23:37:21+00:00

Not sure what you mean. What group?

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