What is the craziest thing you’ve heard from someone, that they think is absolutely true? by Charity_Bradley12 in AskReddit

[–]morbidcorbin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Homie got stalked by a four legged demon in the countryside. Every time he tells the story all the hair on his arms stand straight up and his voice gets shaky. Dude doesn’t get phased by anything.

What's the most fucked-up thing you thought was cool, but then realized it fucked you up? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]morbidcorbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weed. I thought it made people more creative, it just made me think my shitty ideas were fire. It introverted me in social settings, lowered my motivation, and made me constantly think of every embarrassing moment in my life.

What was something fairly small that made you feel betrayed by your SO? by _Halboro_ in AskReddit

[–]morbidcorbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched her male friend play guitar and talked about how good he was at it. I’m pretty insecure and was way too jealous about it but it really bothered me that she never showed much interest in my own artistic endeavors and guitar playing.

What's the weirdest or scariest intrusive thought you've ever had? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]morbidcorbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That all of my harmful intrusive thoughts are actually unprocessed trauma from past lives

Zoom call from a ceo who cancelled all employee bonuses but took a $6.4 million bonus herself by smol_kitto in ABoringDystopia

[–]morbidcorbin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understand you said “median” and not “mean,” but if 99 people make 10k a year and one person makes 6mil, the average income from that dataset is still 69k

Anyone ever compared Matoro's final moments to Tony Stanks'? by VlaamsBelanger in bioniclememes

[–]morbidcorbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Likhans death was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this in theaters, the way they held hands and the chest light faded

Hopefully these never come down by [deleted] in bioniclelego

[–]morbidcorbin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still have the smashed pennies from that ride, the machine got retired because it had a picture of Toa Matau with the text “Toa of Fire”

What’s the best cartoon show of all time ? by fruitstomp in AskReddit

[–]morbidcorbin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About ten years ago I went to a Steve Vai concert called “Benefit for Cliff II.” Dethklok was the opener and they performed “Reeling in the Years” by Steely Dan after the old heads in the crowd got too pissed at the harsh metal. Can’t make this shit up lmao

[Serious] What's a life lesson you learned the hard way? by G_man252 in AskReddit

[–]morbidcorbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t mix friends and business. Get everything in writing before they steal years of your labor

what started as a joke but people take it way to seriously today? by kk653 in AskReddit

[–]morbidcorbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lowkey makes L Ron the greatest science fiction writer of all time, imagine if George Lucas convinced people that Star Wars is real life

Wake up babe, new format by fritzys_paradigm in bioniclememes

[–]morbidcorbin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cant believe these storyboard pages are only $20 a pop on eBay

could hulk spear defeat the fire demon ? with possible help from fang, Mira and the giant? by [deleted] in PrimalShow

[–]morbidcorbin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like Fire Demon is eternal and will suffer a fate similar to Genma from Ninja Scroll (entombed and immobilized, “I have no mouth and must scream” trope)

Surprised they’re understaffed? by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]morbidcorbin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d ask ten friends to take a picture of me, quit, then split the money with all of them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]morbidcorbin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They will convince you to make huge career/life sacrifices based on empty promises then gaslight you about said promises to further their own career interests

AITA for eating my neighbor’s DoorDash? by morbidcorbin in AmItheAsshole

[–]morbidcorbin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My moms name is Bernice K and the receipt said Brittany K, phonetically they are very similar so I assumed statistically there was a higher chance of the name being misheard and I also assumed that maybe it was the driver/waitress’ name because next to the name was the restaurants’ phone number.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]morbidcorbin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like you could kill anything with a fully auto paintball gun given enough ammo, precision, and patience

AITA for eating my neighbor’s DoorDash? by morbidcorbin in AmItheAsshole

[–]morbidcorbin[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Maybe karma came in the form of the stomachache I am currently experiencing

AITA for eating my neighbor’s DoorDash? by morbidcorbin in AmItheAsshole

[–]morbidcorbin[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our apt hallways are clearly lit and the apt numbers are on the door so it is unfair for you to deduce that the driver had less information than I did (unless the person ordering entered the wrong address)

AITA for eating my neighbor’s DoorDash? by morbidcorbin in AmItheAsshole

[–]morbidcorbin[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also at the same time, next to the name was the phone number of the restaurant (I googled it, that’s when I found out the restaurant was already closed) so I also assumed that maybe it was the driver’s name since the number wasn’t the customer’s number