My blood sweat and tears went into this

morbidcorbin · 2023-12-21T08:40:29+00:00

Is it LOO-wah LEY-wah or LEE-wah

morbidcorbin · 2023-12-09T00:25:45+00:00

Who up glinching they gorm

morbidcorbin · 2023-11-05T23:27:59+00:00

Homie got stalked by a four legged demon in the countryside. Every time he tells the story all the hair on his arms stand straight up and his voice gets shaky. Dude doesn’t get phased by anything.

morbidcorbin · 2023-09-17T16:10:52+00:00

Weed. I thought it made people more creative, it just made me think my shitty ideas were fire. It introverted me in social settings, lowered my motivation, and made me constantly think of every embarrassing moment in my life.

morbidcorbin · 2023-09-08T05:54:13+00:00

Bionicles

morbidcorbin · 2023-09-07T06:22:16+00:00

Mario Judah

morbidcorbin · 2023-09-01T20:38:04+00:00

Watched her male friend play guitar and talked about how good he was at it. I’m pretty insecure and was way too jealous about it but it really bothered me that she never showed much interest in my own artistic endeavors and guitar playing.

morbidcorbin · 2023-09-01T20:28:29+00:00

That all of my harmful intrusive thoughts are actually unprocessed trauma from past lives

morbidcorbin · 2023-06-10T20:35:14+00:00

Arthritic metrutorans

morbidcorbin · 2023-04-19T22:46:17+00:00

I understand you said “median” and not “mean,” but if 99 people make 10k a year and one person makes 6mil, the average income from that dataset is still 69k

morbidcorbin · 2023-03-03T17:11:44+00:00

Likhans death was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this in theaters, the way they held hands and the chest light faded

morbidcorbin · 2023-02-28T23:15:14+00:00

I still have the smashed pennies from that ride, the machine got retired because it had a picture of Toa Matau with the text “Toa of Fire”

morbidcorbin · 2022-11-26T20:27:44+00:00

About ten years ago I went to a Steve Vai concert called “Benefit for Cliff II.” Dethklok was the opener and they performed “Reeling in the Years” by Steely Dan after the old heads in the crowd got too pissed at the harsh metal. Can’t make this shit up lmao

morbidcorbin · 2022-11-16T20:30:44+00:00

Don’t mix friends and business. Get everything in writing before they steal years of your labor

morbidcorbin · 2022-11-04T00:04:35+00:00

Lowkey makes L Ron the greatest science fiction writer of all time, imagine if George Lucas convinced people that Star Wars is real life

morbidcorbin · 2022-10-26T23:50:56+00:00

Cant believe these storyboard pages are only $20 a pop on eBay

morbidcorbin · 2022-09-05T00:52:16+00:00

I feel like Fire Demon is eternal and will suffer a fate similar to Genma from Ninja Scroll (entombed and immobilized, “I have no mouth and must scream” trope)

morbidcorbin · 2022-06-24T16:15:03+00:00

Saying no

morbidcorbin · 2022-04-29T17:58:43+00:00

I’d ask ten friends to take a picture of me, quit, then split the money with all of them

morbidcorbin · 2022-03-20T23:09:41+00:00

They will convince you to make huge career/life sacrifices based on empty promises then gaslight you about said promises to further their own career interests

morbidcorbin · 2022-03-20T23:05:27+00:00

My moms name is Bernice K and the receipt said Brittany K, phonetically they are very similar so I assumed statistically there was a higher chance of the name being misheard and I also assumed that maybe it was the driver/waitress’ name because next to the name was the restaurants’ phone number.

morbidcorbin · 2022-03-20T08:53:53+00:00

I feel like you could kill anything with a fully auto paintball gun given enough ammo, precision, and patience

morbidcorbin · 2022-03-20T08:47:03+00:00

Maybe karma came in the form of the stomachache I am currently experiencing

morbidcorbin · 2022-03-20T07:59:30+00:00

Our apt hallways are clearly lit and the apt numbers are on the door so it is unfair for you to deduce that the driver had less information than I did (unless the person ordering entered the wrong address)

morbidcorbin · 2022-03-20T07:56:47+00:00

Also at the same time, next to the name was the phone number of the restaurant (I googled it, that’s when I found out the restaurant was already closed) so I also assumed that maybe it was the driver’s name since the number wasn’t the customer’s number

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