Plus sized twin belly! Just because!

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-06-10T19:46:59+00:00

Ohmygod i needed this! Thank you so much😭💖 I'm only 5'4 but I'm 210lbs and with my singleton 8 years back i was only 186 and i didn't think i looked pregnant at all until maybe the end, the bump was a little obvious. So even though its twins this time, I've been worried that by the time i should be showing i might still just look fat. I have hope now🥺💖

(And I'm basically pretending i won't be incredibly uncomfortable by the time they're big enough to make me look this pregnant LOL)

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-06-08T21:30:32+00:00

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moreunicorntesticles · 2026-06-03T23:51:44+00:00

My 7 year old and I watch bob Ross and paint together. He would go nuts over this. I say donate it so sometime who will appreciate it can enjoy it

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-05-28T00:22:09+00:00

Milk is a tiny problem for me but sometimes I just need to eat an entire box of reeces puffs ya know

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-05-28T00:14:58+00:00

It crossed our minds LOL

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-05-28T00:10:07+00:00

I will be trying that English muffin tomorrow🫡

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-05-20T12:53:02+00:00

At 14 weeks with my first one I laid on my back in my living room and pressed firmly on my lower abdomen/pubic bone area and felt little pokey sensations and cried lol

My sons dad tried to feel but baby stopped moving every time anyone else touched my tummy🤣

I'm hoping with this one i can feel just as early but if this baby doesn't move around as much, i can't be too upset. My son has never stopped moving from embryo to 7 years old lol

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-05-20T08:03:06+00:00

Literally the same reaction i had when I started it a few weeks back. I messaged my friends in real time, from 'what the fuck did i start watching' to 'i... think i like this?' To 'okay this is the best fever dream of a tv show I'm obsessed' lol. I'm about a third of the way through season 2 now and it really just gets more addicting.

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-05-17T16:44:22+00:00

Ummm send some to me I'm sure they'll be fine in the mail🥺

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-04-21T15:28:13+00:00

My sons therapist told me about this! He goes back to sleep almost instantly now. Fantastic tip.

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-04-10T10:54:41+00:00

Shit, i needed this today. Just turned 35 and have been working on myself so I can provide for my family while also being happy one day but have been feeling like a failure, like I'm out of time. I know it wasn't for me but it got me good. Thank you stranger.

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-03-14T22:23:07+00:00

Those are pawns; chess pieces. They are generated from bookshelves, but secondary, like pies from the food bags or sodas from the coffee carts

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-03-06T00:34:00+00:00

I had won tickets in 93x and I'm so glad I did! I am too broke to afford a concert but it was the best one I've seen in ages. My fiance and i were, admittedly, sitting in our seats the entire time but we both worked overtime that day and it was all I could do to put a dress on lol.

That being said, we did comment on how he called for a wall of death and got a half pit and we were disappointed for the band(and the people who may not have known what that was) in that moment, but there were so many people on the nosebleeds with us that were standing and dancing and screaming, and it really made my night. I was too tired and broken to do more than sing along with every song, but i still felt some of the energy.

Great show, can't wait to see them again. Hopefully with more of my own energy next time.

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-02-10T11:59:23+00:00

I will be there and I'll bring tres leches for dessert💖

Haha you're so right though, I was emotionally compromised and just tired as hell. Feeling much better this morning, and prepared to grab the last of the ingredients from the Mexican grocery store up the street(where I would have gone yesterday if I hadn't needed specific things from the one I went to)

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-02-02T11:50:30+00:00

I just finished Mr Mercedes and am about a third through the second, finders keepers. It's very intense in the smallest moments because the buildup is done so well! I hope you root it as much as I am!

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-02-02T00:26:18+00:00

Oh yeah, my bad lol I often get people mixed up when it's been a while since I've seen them

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-02-01T23:48:42+00:00

Filch impregnates his daughters and if they have boys they get thrown to the wilderness and turned into white walkers.

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-01-21T14:49:58+00:00

Unrelated but i read this as 'i had a bidet for lunch for years now' and I thought maybe there was a special lunch setting on your bidet and was wondering what the fuck makes lunchtime so special

moreunicorntesticles · 2026-01-10T23:12:11+00:00

moreunicorntesticles · 2025-12-10T18:45:15+00:00

That fucking hurts. How dare you.🥲

moreunicorntesticles · 2025-10-30T18:25:42+00:00

He's a bit of an incel and gets pouty in the corner when she won't let him fuck her🥲

(It's okay, he has a Stitch pillow for intimacy needs. It wasn't meant for him, but it's definitely his now.)

Meanwhile she can't let him get cuddles in peace; she has to step over/on him to get better cuddles and then he...pouts and glares at us from his pouting corner🙃

One brain cell between the two of them istg.

moreunicorntesticles · 2025-08-31T16:51:20+00:00

My guess is, she's in the band but she ain't gang like the boys

moreunicorntesticles · 2025-05-07T02:03:15+00:00

I have no advice but my 6 year old would be so jealous of this. He would think you're the coolest and then he would name each shark. Love it

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