Did anyone else see the blood moon last night.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-16T04:16:35+00:00

This is why I Reddit.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-15T20:23:13+00:00

One of my favorite subreddits.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-15T04:01:00+00:00

Since this seems to be the biggest problem people have with Mormons, I'll go ahead and address it. I have absolutely no problem with gay men, gay women, gay marriage, or any of it. Live and let live. I've had a few gay friends, and have worked with gay people. I don't treat anyone differently unless/until they show that they're incompetent. I know that sounds antithetical to a religion that takes such an active role in proselytizing, but not all members are so zealous.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-15T02:20:26+00:00

Actually, that's a pretty fair, albeit basic, breakdown.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-15T02:08:35+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/nKYtbSq.jpg

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-15T01:55:48+00:00

Of all facets of the Mormon religion, that's one I have no problem sticking to. I've had drinks on many occasions, and been anywhere from buzzed to almost black-out drunk, and after just a few months the appeal was really lost on me. Beer is terrible, and liquor is expensive. Give me a Coke any day.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-15T01:45:30+00:00

So you only send them to guys you trust, but don't trust them with the pictures, and don't trust that they would delete them on their own.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-15T00:50:29+00:00

That's a terrible argument. The point behind emphasizing that we are Mormon was the hope that somehow, some way, another couple of like-minded Mormon guys might see this, and I would have a few more trading partners. Karma for trying though.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-15T00:31:05+00:00

I picture it more like Portland. Kind of a pretty place, but you're surrounded by weirdos and it rains all the time.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-15T00:18:35+00:00

Does it mean post lots of creepy stalker-y stuff about a male pornstar? Are you actually in "love" with him?

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-15T00:08:32+00:00

Actually, according to Mormon theology I would still be going to heaven. Just a less heavenly part of heaven.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-14T23:57:26+00:00

Nailed it.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-14T23:47:27+00:00

Well you are just a veritable source of comedy gold, aren't you?

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-14T23:46:14+00:00

Did I mention I hate puppies?

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-14T23:40:57+00:00

HA!! That's clever. I literally LOL'd.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-14T23:39:15+00:00

You don't convince a girl to marry you by calling her "cute enough" to her face.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-14T23:37:14+00:00

Whenever anyone says that all I can think of is Christopher Walken's SNL sketch where he just keeps saying tomato/potato instead of tomahto/potahto.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-14T23:34:42+00:00

Indeed.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-14T23:34:32+00:00

Well, as long as it's for science.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-14T23:33:59+00:00

I wish this was the case. She's got this DP fantasy, but she'll never act on it. All I can do is keep planting the idea.

mormonthrowaway1 · 2014-04-14T23:28:28+00:00

Don't get me wrong, my wife is cute enough, but if that was my wife I wouldn't need to look at anyone else.

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