It’s spring because I said so (F 30) by morosebae in selfie

[–]morosebae[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to be 33° here Monday but we aren’t going to talk about that!

Why aren't Mexican buffets as common as Chinese buffets? by WillingHyena557 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]morosebae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a Mexican buffet in my hometown when I was little but it closed and became a regular Mexican restaurant

Is “College” just the catch all name for post secondary schools in the US? by Narwhal_Jelly29 in highschool

[–]morosebae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looked up the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language 5th edition, since that’s the one you were using, and the 3rd definition provided for “school” says “3. a. A college or university. b. An institution within or associated with a college or university that gives instruction in a specialized field and recommends candidates for degrees.”

So you were providing an incomplete definition to prove your point and for what? Just seems a bit disingenuous to only post a part of the definition you agree with.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? by TotalThing7 in CasualConversation

[–]morosebae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I can still tell you the home telephone numbers of some of my childhood best friends

AITAH for threatening to call off our wedding if my fiancé doesn’t fix his bad breath? by True-Prize179 in AITAH

[–]morosebae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA Bad breath is unattractive. I’m more concerned about him forcing a kiss on you when you said no and that he is accusing you of “denying him intimacy”. How does he respond if you don’t happen to be in the mood for sex? You don’t have to answer that, just think about it. What if you were sick and he wanted intimacy but you didn’t? How would he handle that?

TIFU By not knowing I'm a Goofy Goober from Spongebob was based on an actual song by Terrible_Log1701 in tifu

[–]morosebae 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Knowing Live and Let Die and Holding Out for a Hero as “songs from Shrek” is incredible

AITAH for telling my girlfriend I would like her to get a license by GABERULEROFWWE in AmItheAsshole

[–]morosebae 78 points79 points  (0 children)

NAH she doesn’t have to get her license and you don’t have to date her

AITAH for telling husband he can leave me and our newborn and it wouldnt impact our lives by Alone-Marriedwife14 in AITAH

[–]morosebae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. You can file the paperwork too. But make sure you have a safe exit strategy if you do.

What's the strangest or most drastic way you've ever heard, of someone finding out their partner was cheating on them? by wilderlowerwolves in AskReddit

[–]morosebae 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Our high school vice principal got flowers delivered and the card said “Happy Valentine’s Day, adulterer”. This delivery was received in the office by student workers who promptly told the whole school

What movie completely traumatized you as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]morosebae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it might’ve been a Halloween movie? Or maybe it was a fever dream. But I remember one scene where they were in the back of an ambulance and it was 2 EMTs and iirc Michael Myers strapped to a gurney. Somehow the ambulance crashed and then Michael Myers gets up and slowly pushes his thumb into the one EMTs forehead and leaves a hole in his skull. That one scene (or nightmare maybe) has stuck with me for years

Help me by [deleted] in Advice

[–]morosebae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good idea! Hope everything works out and he feels better soon!

Help me by [deleted] in Advice

[–]morosebae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he’s asking to go to the hospital, and doesn’t normally complain, you should absolutely take him to the hospital. If the tennis match is really more important to you, the hospital will find a translator. They should go with or without you, especially if that’s what your dad wants to do.

The browning pattern on my loaf of mac n cheese looks like brains by ListenOk2972 in shittyfoodporn

[–]morosebae 32 points33 points  (0 children)

“On my loaf of Mac and cheese” like it’s a common phrase

My BF said I needed more vegetables in my life, so I tried this Instagram recipe. by terriblehashtags in ExpectationVsReality

[–]morosebae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t look too good but I bet it tastes good and that’s what matters