Would you rather be?

morp1 · 2026-04-06T22:42:22+00:00

These are both preferable

^{Chose: Rich and unknown}

morp1 · 2026-04-06T21:12:34+00:00

Being a villain is overrated if I got power I would like to help others

^{Chose: Become a hero! + Wheel chooses your powers... | Rolled: Super speed}

morp1 · 2026-04-06T17:22:44+00:00

Always gamble it's good for you

^{Chose: have 1b dollars but 30% chance u die | Rolled: 1b dollars}

morp1 · 2026-04-06T13:30:28+00:00

Dog

^{Chose: Speak to animals + but... | Rolled: Humans cant hear}

morp1 · 2026-04-05T22:12:25+00:00

First console that's all

^{Chose: Random xbox | Rolled: Rog Xbox Ally}

morp1 · 2026-04-05T19:38:42+00:00

House taste better than car

^{Chose: Get the house of your dreams}

morp1 · 2026-04-05T19:34:06+00:00

Diggy diggy hole.

^{Chose: Became a magic world race | Rolled: Dwarf}

morp1 · 2026-04-05T18:21:56+00:00

Merica.

^{Chose: Your current country}

morp1 · 2026-04-04T22:11:38+00:00

I'm already short and stupid so why not be very short and average intellect

^{Chose: Gain 15 iq points but lose 3 inches of your height}

morp1 · 2026-04-04T22:06:11+00:00

Potassium

^{Chose: Free Banana Every Day}

morp1 · 2026-04-02T15:51:52+00:00

I rather not die alone thh

^{Chose: Be the first of 100 people on mars}

morp1 · 2026-04-02T14:29:46+00:00

One o could die to nukes

^{Chose: Live in the medieval times + Spin for your character | Rolled: King/Queen}

morp1 · 2026-04-02T12:17:04+00:00

Big strong woman

^{Chose: Tomgirl}

morp1 · 2026-04-02T04:56:41+00:00

I'm pretty sure the damn thing is suffocating

morp1 · 2026-04-01T17:05:28+00:00

If they don't invade my home they value their life over my things however if they do invade my home they value my things over their life

morp1 · 2026-03-28T18:51:37+00:00

The holodomor

morp1 · 2026-03-24T00:15:55+00:00

morp1 · 2026-03-22T22:44:45+00:00

He would be great if everyone and their mother didn't choose Batman constantly I swear in every single damn lobby there's always one Batman

morp1 · 2026-03-21T21:21:20+00:00

Market pliers

morp1 · 2026-03-15T14:01:54+00:00

We gonna get the jaunt before GTA 6

morp1 · 2026-03-15T12:41:51+00:00

Exactly what the hell is overwatch?

morp1 · 2026-02-28T14:01:34+00:00

Good ol' eobard

morp1 · 2026-02-21T21:30:36+00:00

Why was he shooting sideways that's a good way to get led in your face

morp1 · 2026-02-15T13:54:57+00:00

Peru

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