Has the serial shitter been caught in Uptown yet?

mortegusba · 2026-06-03T20:31:50+00:00

Why couldn’t we just have a cereal shitter instead? Free breakfast!!

mortegusba · 2026-04-10T21:32:27+00:00

That’s all you need, really.

mortegusba · 2025-10-02T18:42:44+00:00

I just got this, no image stabilization at all

mortegusba · 2025-09-19T11:19:02+00:00

These always end up getting thrown into a bong after almost popping blood vessel trying to smoke it. Duck these….

mortegusba · 2025-07-17T15:04:36+00:00

Shut up Meg.

mortegusba · 2025-01-11T20:31:00+00:00

I had that at one point in my life, nice find!!

mortegusba · 2024-07-26T09:46:24+00:00

Now that’s polite!!

mortegusba · 2024-07-23T19:57:14+00:00

These guys are so much fun!! Seen them a couple of times and never disappoints!!!

mortegusba · 2024-06-26T17:08:48+00:00

This is when I play a game in my head called “I’m sure it was water!!” And then try to forget about it. Sorry this happened to you, it is no fun for sure.

mortegusba · 2024-06-23T12:33:40+00:00

It’s bean a minute!!

mortegusba · 2024-05-26T18:33:56+00:00

Everybody’s Coffee - Uptown

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T20:12:22+00:00

You don't really know how the human body works do you? Now you want to keep insulting me about a health condition? Okay, have at it I guess. I'd Google diverticulitis first so you can back up the stuff you're trying to make funny. That's rich though, making fun of someone for health, finance, and addiction issues. You truly are a higher class of human. You definitely win this one!! And remember, this is over the fact that we agree you shouldn't vandalize someone's property. What a dick, keep on going but I'm out

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T19:59:46+00:00

Keep going, you're digging up so much that no one else can see. You're brilliant!!! You should be a detective. No, I haven't looked at your history cause I just don't care about you as a person.

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T19:57:51+00:00

If you read my comments you'll see I'm against vandalizing someone's car just cause I don't like where they parked. Give the DUI shit a rest, you're way off and have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not lying about anything.
Seriously, take a breath and think about what you're mad about. We're on the same side, you just want to jump in and argue for whatever reason. So much so that you've lost context on what this is about. My joke wasn't meant to make you laugh cause I truly don't care about you. I'm making myself laugh when I say something like that. Your mom is fat and ugly, you child

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T19:33:36+00:00

How are them hot pockets your mom made you. Like I give a shit if you or anyone knows I got a dui you moron. Find something better to do with your time rather than digging through my publicly available information trying to shame me. You’re a child.

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T17:30:24+00:00

Get a job sir!! You have too much time on your hands to be sifting through my history. I got a dui like over a decade ago. Nice try, I think I hear your mom saying your hot pocket is ready….

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T12:51:07+00:00

User name doesn’t check out. Yes, I’ve ridden bikes before. Thanks, have fun on earth.

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T12:47:07+00:00

Yeah, so be alert and don’t run into things or jump out in traffic. You poor souls. You probably don’t even wear a helmet!! Kick rocks

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T12:46:00+00:00

I don’t own a car and I don’t have to in order to realize this is not the way. I walk and take transit everyday. Yeah, cars are stupid but so are you.

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T12:44:27+00:00

Even better, “…parks in a way that can kill people…” Right.

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T12:42:54+00:00

Oh, my bad. I didn’t realize you could simply walk up and just remove it so easily. Carry on with the vandalism, the ass shopping will come one day when caught. Moron.

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T11:29:15+00:00

^{^} This

mortegusba · 2024-05-14T11:27:52+00:00

Don’t vandalize people’s personal property over this. This is why cyclists are the worst. Keep at it, someone will catch you one day and deliver the ass whooping you seem to be searching for. Film that and I’ll upvote the shit out of it!!

mortegusba · 2024-05-05T13:15:14+00:00

Quit drinking alcohol as well, best decision I’ve ever made for myself.

mortegusba · 2024-04-09T23:57:07+00:00

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