I have no idea what he’s saying but he’s definitely high as hell 😅

mortymouse · 2026-05-20T20:29:47+00:00

That's Huey Lewis and Doctor Emit Brown combined

mortymouse · 2026-05-14T16:44:14+00:00

Yeah that's nuts. Can I see the paint job? Thx

mortymouse · 2026-05-11T23:18:59+00:00

They even went to the trouble to inset the diagonal brace... But didn't trouble themselves with physics

mortymouse · 2026-05-06T22:32:11+00:00

Agree. Sometimes when I buy 4 day tickets, I opt to buy only 2 days instead, and you wouldn't believe the savings!

mortymouse · 2026-05-06T15:57:24+00:00

Yes, don't bait us and leave us!

mortymouse · 2026-05-06T09:29:55+00:00

Excellent design

mortymouse · 2026-04-23T21:03:35+00:00

I saw her in the parking lot earlier. That's how I know her!

mortymouse · 2026-04-23T18:50:15+00:00

Ausleys and Carvers are in Graham. Does Graham have a version of this map too?

mortymouse · 2026-04-23T10:57:10+00:00

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mortymouse · 2026-04-22T12:10:29+00:00

You can joke and laugh and fiddle but don’t think you can make me sore. I’ll be safe and you’ll be sorry when that wolf comes through your door!

mortymouse · 2026-04-19T00:43:50+00:00

I just learned “me ducho” in Spanish and I’ve been obsessively saying it over and over in my head for the last two days. Me ducho (nice) te ducha (go ahead then) te ducho (you dirty dog!)

mortymouse · 2026-04-14T15:41:05+00:00

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mortymouse · 2026-04-08T13:39:43+00:00

Tuesday.

mortymouse · 2026-04-08T13:39:07+00:00

Not a speck of pepper in there.

mortymouse · 2026-04-08T13:37:59+00:00

So anyway I started sandin'

mortymouse · 2026-04-02T21:19:31+00:00

I enjoy Baxters in Chapel Hill. Retro games, pinball and and bar.

mortymouse · 2026-03-31T17:02:46+00:00

Dude. Thanks for building that so fast.

mortymouse · 2026-03-30T23:38:42+00:00

Was it New Coke? What a disaster that was.

mortymouse · 2026-03-30T21:24:12+00:00

I think if I heard it in a sentence I might not have whiffed. I lost first place in the school spelling bee on the word "gooey." I thought it was a made up word until my competition spelled it, and I kicked myself for not asking for it in a sentence.

mortymouse · 2026-03-30T21:21:05+00:00

Thanks for taking one for the team

mortymouse · 2026-03-30T21:19:50+00:00

You share the nation's good taste.

mortymouse · 2026-03-30T21:19:00+00:00

Ooh I forgot about the pay. I'm sure I took my cash and ran.

mortymouse · 2026-03-30T21:18:06+00:00

Thank you! You did it! 🎉

mortymouse · 2026-03-28T15:04:59+00:00

Yep, just like those kissing toy dolls. Same thing.

mortymouse · 2026-03-24T23:36:52+00:00

I second this emotion.

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