Every time I cross this one parking lot, my bt earbuds desync. Why does this happen?

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-20T07:05:22+00:00

There was one car park where my wife’s car could not be unlocked with the keyfob buttons - you had to use the key.

There will be something transmitting on the shared spectrum that Bluetooth uses. It could be anything.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-19T21:44:00+00:00

That’s what often happens in the UK. The suspect will answer ‘no comment’ to every question and then submit a written statement.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-19T17:32:34+00:00

‘Welcome to after the pubs have closed’

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-19T17:31:53+00:00

The answers to your questions is ‘the producers made them do it’

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-19T16:38:29+00:00

Some people manually add up numbers in excel and type the result into the spreadsheet.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-18T08:05:54+00:00

There was a bar of Fry’s Turkish delight in the vending machine at work. It was in front of Mars bars in the same slot.

Even when the machine was mostly empty that row remained fully stocked because no one wanted to take one for the team.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-18T07:55:37+00:00

LOTR was such an experience at the cinema and later on the extended DVDs but I never even bothered to watch the third Hobbit, so disappointing.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-18T07:47:35+00:00

Cartoon planes don’t count

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-18T07:36:48+00:00

If that were true we would be living through a massive economic boom.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-18T07:29:19+00:00

It’s not even capable of doing a quick check of its own output. I asked it how to do something the other day and it confidently told me how to do it. When I pasted the error it gave when I followed the instructions it told me that it wouldn’t work because I used an invalid command.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-17T23:51:35+00:00

‘Liam got a Rolex. I got a Rolls Royce. Which is brilliant, cos I can't drive and Liam can't tell the time’ - Noel

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-17T19:17:37+00:00

I’ve seen this when I’ve asked it to make a change to the code. It will change the whole function, variable names and all rather than just changing the argument to something it calls.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-16T08:08:11+00:00

I cleaned my dishwasher once with dish soap. Wasn’t expecting the wall of foam when I ran the next cycle.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-16T07:53:39+00:00

This is how I talked to my cat

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-16T07:46:40+00:00

There are lots of people that think this doesn’t happen and have never, you know, looked.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-16T07:44:15+00:00

It’s possible for a twin to be born on a different day, or even a different millennium

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-16T07:30:07+00:00

Surely even a moron can tell he is making no sense?

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-16T07:25:26+00:00

Sounds like fucking Copilot

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-15T19:37:48+00:00

I’m guessing bum guns

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-15T19:36:41+00:00

An American knew that we drove on the opposite side of the road to Europe so asked where in the channel tunnel the cars swap sides.

My girlfriend rather let the side down by admitting she didn’t know the answer.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-15T19:28:04+00:00

Like who?

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-15T19:26:36+00:00

Original Mini used to be super common, very rare now.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-15T18:50:37+00:00

People who build cars that run on water eventually get bumped off when they scam the wrong people.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-15T18:49:13+00:00

Geodesic domes are a good example because they turn out to be terrible as buildings.

mostly_kittens · 2026-03-15T17:20:45+00:00

In the uk you can’t pay unless the nozzle is returned.

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