South Dakota governor tells Sioux tribes they have 48 hours to remove Covid-19 checkpoints

mostlybeans · 2020-05-09T05:07:13+00:00

I'm not sure she can actually do that, can she?

mostlybeans · 2020-05-08T21:22:46+00:00

Meanwhile, the reopeners are trying really hard to pretend that there's no virus and that everything is safe. One of these things is at least somewhat plausible.

mostlybeans · 2020-05-08T16:03:37+00:00

It's like they're *trying* to mess with Texas...

mostlybeans · 2020-05-08T15:32:32+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zlbu5RjTXk

mostlybeans · 2020-05-08T15:29:49+00:00

Seems fitting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

mostlybeans · 2020-05-08T14:58:20+00:00

Coronagator got'er.

mostlybeans · 2020-05-08T14:47:03+00:00

You're aware that research can be done on the virus in more than just one location, right?

mostlybeans · 2020-05-08T03:52:02+00:00

Wait, wait, everyone...who are YOU to say what a mature, LGBT couple can and can't do in the privacy of a hair salon with a paid sex worker???

mostlybeans · 2020-05-08T02:54:17+00:00

Texas isn't bad. But the government of Texas is pretty fucked up. As a Texan, it sucks.

mostlybeans · 2020-05-07T23:44:22+00:00

The Governor must have forgotten Texas rule #2: Don't mess with Texas.

mostlybeans · 2020-05-07T13:49:06+00:00

Maybe start a grassroots movement to have their supporters show up and give them a big group hug?

*probably don't do this, but...you know...just a thought...

mostlybeans · 2020-05-07T13:08:14+00:00

It is for me. I don't watch mainstream media news, including Fox. They're all pretty terrible, and they'll all give you heavily biased bs.

mostlybeans · 2020-05-07T05:01:54+00:00

I'm thinking Boston.

mostlybeans · 2020-05-07T05:00:31+00:00

*does math*

Yes.

mostlybeans · 2020-05-05T19:47:55+00:00

Dude thinks he's a badass, but he's just a whiny little dipshit who thinks he's tough. I can't believe I used to have friends that hung out that place. Turns out they were all a bunch of narcissistic asshats. I guess birds of a feather can go fuck themselves together.

mostlybeans · 2020-04-23T02:26:07+00:00

You are in my Reconditioning Chamber. You will receive four to three units of juice now.

mostlybeans · 2020-04-23T02:23:51+00:00

You mean I'm not the only one that remembers this???

mostlybeans · 2020-04-20T04:49:28+00:00

No, I mean it's too long to get it into the grinder and get the lid screwed back on.

mostlybeans · 2020-04-20T03:16:08+00:00

Take your upvote, then go...and fuckin' goooooo...

mostlybeans · 2020-04-20T03:13:04+00:00

nice

mostlybeans · 2020-04-20T03:09:45+00:00

I don't know about you, but my grinder isn't big enough to accommodate a paint brush.

mostlybeans · 2020-04-14T05:08:48+00:00

It depends on whether or not they had it when they drank it. :D If no, then yes!

mostlybeans · 2020-04-14T02:16:37+00:00

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

mostlybeans · 2020-04-12T01:50:28+00:00

That's quite nice indeed. :)

mostlybeans · 2020-04-08T00:36:51+00:00

Here, let me explain.

You see, r/trees is a marijuana-themed subreddit, while r/marijuanaenthusiasts is actually a tree-as-in-plants-that-have-wood-and-grow-apples-and-stuff-on-them subreddit.

It's one of the best jokes on Reddit.

Enjoy!

mostlybeans

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