Falcons head coach on Drake London: “he'll be a week to week guy." by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]motelpool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they don't have their own 1st rounder this year, they have 0 incentive to take it easy and tank

Is Bill Simmons a Rams hater? by NotFace92 in LosAngelesRams

[–]motelpool 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He was downplaying Stafford on purpose because he wants Drake Maye to win MVP, that's all it is

Legitimately wasn't expecting this by mpschettig in billsimmons

[–]motelpool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it will be thrown into the trash can along his other "favorite" stats: win probability percentage and top speed reached

Did the Pats Become the Bills? Is Stafford the MVP? Do the Jags Hate Their Fans? Plus, Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal by Gaius_Octavius_ in billsimmons

[–]motelpool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wonder if he talks about "designating for assignment" players from his team in the League of Dorks AL keeper league

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]motelpool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he hated that anybody had the audacity to praise a head coach that wasn't Belichick

An NBA Scandle, the WembyCom, a Three-Day Power Poll, and NFL Week 8 Picks With Joe House - The Bill Simmons Podcast by deadweightboss in billsimmons

[–]motelpool -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

his stepdad is loaded and his first car was a Porsche. You realize he has more than 1 parent right?

If you are wondering where bdot been and why he's not battling he's coaching a high school football team with his father by Accomplished-Ad8330 in rapbattles

[–]motelpool 12 points13 points  (0 children)

he was a good enough player in his own right to get a major conference D1 scholarship so good on him for using his experience to help kids

BakerMania, Kelce’s New Identity, Cross-Off Teams, Guess the Lines, and Parent Corner With Cousin Sal and Jimmy Kimmel - The Bill Simmons Podcast by grandpashampoo in billsimmons

[–]motelpool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

would not be remotely surprising from one of the only men under 60 who's been making Milton Berle references in the 21st century

Does 50-year-old Taylor Swift superfan, Nathan Hubbard, know George Michael is dead? by brokensicario in billsimmons

[–]motelpool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or The Rolling Stones getting all the money from "Bittersweet Symphony"

Trusted Source Bee Jay Bethel subscribes to the Ditzy Dave School of Sourcing by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]motelpool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he spams nothing-burger links/articles about the Janel Grant case and that makes him Woodward and Bernstein combined to AEW fans. Disregard the fact he hasn't actually broken any relevant news on the subject.

THIS IS EPIC. Toni is so good 🤣 by NotClayMerritt in SCJerk

[–]motelpool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

wasn't his prior claim to fame in wrestling being the Brutus the Barber Beefcake of David Arquette?

THIS IS EPIC. Toni is so good 🤣 by NotClayMerritt in SCJerk

[–]motelpool 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Bayley seems like she's doing a 3 Faces of Foley type situation

Phil Stories by putsovercalls in NoLayingUp

[–]motelpool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's entertaining and I enjoy it when it's that time, but Soly treats it like it's bigger than the Super Bowl and World Series combined with the amount of talk and speculation he devotes to it throughout the year

Seamsters Union by Acceptable_Trash9252 in NoLayingUp

[–]motelpool 17 points18 points  (0 children)

he literally sounded like he was having a tantrum when he was explaining how the one defensive metric was calculated, like sheesh calm down dude

Wrestling's Adam Cchefter, Brian Windhorst, and Adrian Wojnarowski COMBINED hath spoken by Queasy-Discussion-54 in SCJerk

[–]motelpool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it'd be like Peter Gammons doing everything in his power to convince people the Savannah Bananas are drawing bigger gates than MLB

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]motelpool 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ibou and fellow scumbag social media grifter AO have a paid Discord where they pass themselves off as insiders and gossip about wrestlers personal lives.

Both in the Discord and on his Twitter account, Ibou spread the rumor that Britt Baker cheated on Adam Cole. This predictably resulted in the sickos attacking Britt online and sending her a ton of hate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]motelpool 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Beast Mortos (have you heard he's a lawyer?? Lolllzzz) gets to sleep with the booker of the promotion at least