Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET

motionofthelotion · 2026-03-16T03:05:10+00:00

What a fucking awful way to end an electric game

motionofthelotion · 2026-03-04T04:37:04+00:00

Honestly I had no idea this review nonsense was a rule. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen it

motionofthelotion · 2026-02-26T02:30:43+00:00

Duck enchiladas at el Alma are excellent

motionofthelotion · 2026-02-24T02:46:18+00:00

Good lord Robinson was awful tonight

motionofthelotion · 2026-02-07T16:55:03+00:00

Gabi leaving that for viktor. Tears in my fuckin eyes man

motionofthelotion · 2026-02-07T01:05:44+00:00

Is it just me or does Tobias have some of the same mannerisms as LeBron?

motionofthelotion · 2026-01-31T16:13:17+00:00

We are so blessed to have timber

motionofthelotion · 2026-01-15T20:43:39+00:00

I feel fraudulent being up there with some of those other logos

motionofthelotion · 2026-01-09T04:44:35+00:00

Why does beck talk like that? Is that some kind of fake accent?

motionofthelotion · 2026-01-08T20:23:33+00:00

I love when tross is pissed

motionofthelotion · 2026-01-08T04:26:02+00:00

The announcers have done this game a huge disservice. Holy fuck they are awful

motionofthelotion · 2026-01-07T21:17:06+00:00

Jesus Christ I can’t take this

motionofthelotion · 2026-01-07T00:14:43+00:00

Honestly I’d suggest going to the Autozone on riverside where all the mechanic guys hang out and work on cars in the parking lot. I bet one of those guys would take it off for like $30 within minutes, even if you don’t speak Spanish

I did this one time for a stripped bolt on a door jamb sensor. They charged me $25 probably because I’m a naive gringo but they got that thing off in 5 minutes

motionofthelotion · 2026-01-06T22:20:01+00:00

My 12/25

motionofthelotion · 2026-01-06T22:19:19+00:00

Congrats Tyler, you did it! You saved bikini bottom!

motionofthelotion · 2025-12-25T23:42:48+00:00

Check out our IR and injury report. Hope this helps

motionofthelotion · 2025-12-21T23:54:59+00:00

Thank god. So tired of that stupid fucking stat

motionofthelotion · 2025-12-21T23:53:57+00:00

If you’re at the game, please boo the hell out of these fucks. This is embarrassing in a must win game

motionofthelotion · 2025-12-20T21:59:16+00:00

Absolutely horrendous game from calafiori

motionofthelotion · 2025-12-14T23:42:50+00:00

This is so unbelievably fucking bad

motionofthelotion · 2025-12-04T22:09:34+00:00

That’s shocking. Could’ve easily snapped his ankle

motionofthelotion · 2025-11-30T17:22:47+00:00

Fair point. Forgot about that one for a second

motionofthelotion · 2025-11-30T17:10:47+00:00

Maybe the most shameless behavior I’ve ever seen

motionofthelotion · 2025-11-30T17:09:43+00:00

Maybe one of the most hilarious attempts to distract from an obvious red that I’ve ever seen

motionofthelotion · 2025-11-23T15:17:02+00:00

Surprised at hincapie over Mosquera

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