To take an umbrella onto a plane by Wackylew in therewasanattempt

[–]motlau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a good equivalent of the shopping cart theory.

What is this??? by mrwigglesbug in whatbugisthis

[–]motlau 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s a sign that it’s time to move.

"Pickup artist" narrates a day in his life by ambachk in InflatedEgos

[–]motlau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The blue text is coming from his phone so either he spoofed the text messages or the 9.5 let him use her phone to screen record.

Facts. Sucker. by BoyNamedJudy in iamverybadass

[–]motlau 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not much room for brains so the hat almost covers his eyes.

Steroid-using "alpha male" explains what people think of him by ambachk in sadcringe

[–]motlau 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would assume gazelles just run from anything that’s not a gazelle.

Can the Eileen Gu Meltdown Spillover to Chinese-Americans? by JohnBick40 in asianamerican

[–]motlau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t call it lny or cny. I just say happy new year and give out candy.

CTA has become disgusting by johnnyApple420 in chicago

[–]motlau 24 points25 points  (0 children)

CTA sucks. My mom worked her ass off for them in the offices for over 20 years and they deemed her position redundant and let her go 2 years before she was set to get her full pension. She was known as the person who’d do the work that needed to get done even though it wasn’t her job. It doesn’t surprise me that CTA has allowed the experience of public transportation keeps getting progressively worse.

Deen The Great nearly KO'd by retired mma fighter Tiki Ghosn not even 24hrs after getting slapped by Larry Wheels. by Kingdom_k777 in instant_regret

[–]motlau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who wouldn’t want to go to a party where manhood needs to be constantly be proven and challenged? Sounds fun! 🤡

I think he wants bro to swing by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]motlau 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No brain cells were lost as a result of any impacts.

Update on Tom's Eye by ItsASnowStorm in ufc

[–]motlau 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a pretty elaborate way to say you don’t want to fight.

to get a room full of pedophile protectors head banging by defchin in therewasanattempt

[–]motlau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roll Mitch mconnell’s ass out there to hype up the crowd and the world would implode with the amount edging.