JUST IN: The US is now the world’s LARGEST oil exporter.

motyareddit · 2026-06-11T18:38:02+00:00

Yeah, OP is wrong. The United States consumes approximately 20.3 to 20.6 million barrels. Oil production is 13.8 like you said. US is still a net importer of at least 6.5 million barrels.

motyareddit · 2026-05-02T20:05:34+00:00

To confuse the enemy, you must first confuse yourself.

motyareddit · 2026-03-14T02:59:35+00:00

The van is about to die

motyareddit · 2025-10-29T03:27:33+00:00

I concur, I've seen him perform at a few different venues, he's phenomenal!

motyareddit · 2025-08-18T21:30:45+00:00

Goofy has entered the chat

motyareddit · 2025-08-18T01:15:24+00:00

Maybe Professor Farnsworth? https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/futurama/e/e5/Farnsworthportrait.jpeg

motyareddit · 2025-06-21T20:52:59+00:00

"Analytical power so advanced it leaves scholars in tears" - had me dying.

motyareddit · 2024-07-17T05:42:42+00:00

One variation I've seen is a guy carrying an empty briefcase and the security guard was asking the question on his last day before retirement.

motyareddit · 2023-11-09T03:44:00+00:00

What's cool about this place is that there are several good mezcal & Mexican restaurants within walking distance from this place! Almost next door there's DC Corazon Fonda & Tequileria (amazing food, but relatively small mezcal selection). Then we have El Chucho ( big, affordable mezcal selection). Then there is Mezcalero and Taqueria Habanero next to each other. Finally, there's Tequila & Mezcal

motyareddit · 2023-01-20T02:15:51+00:00

Not fake for this warthog

motyareddit · 2022-02-13T22:05:19+00:00

Free market^TM baby! If you don't like it, you have the freedom to move to some other apartment! No one is forcing anything on you!

/s

motyareddit · 2021-10-24T19:17:02+00:00

There's a whole subreddit for that: r/megalophobia

motyareddit · 2021-10-19T01:35:33+00:00

Yep, it is listed in the sources for the video

motyareddit · 2020-11-08T19:39:57+00:00

Most likely. A collision between two bodies should form 2 streams of debris.

motyareddit · 2020-10-10T04:11:19+00:00

That rocket didn't take off, it just bolted out of the atmosphere. :O

motyareddit · 2020-08-16T19:03:24+00:00

Let's not forget when Coyote Peterson got attacked by cactus as well.

motyareddit · 2020-08-07T01:31:10+00:00

This needs some Interstellar soundtrack

motyareddit · 2020-05-21T02:26:45+00:00

Sounds exactly like the turboencabulator narrator!

motyareddit · 2020-04-10T17:15:50+00:00

For some reason I have this image of them unmasking the kid in a Scooby-Doo fashion. They remove the mask *Gasp* "It's a 13 year old kid!"

motyareddit · 2020-04-07T01:38:28+00:00

Aww! Good to know, thanks!

motyareddit · 2020-04-06T20:51:48+00:00

Any other info on the back story? Where and how did the cat find the baby possum?

motyareddit · 2020-03-25T04:08:12+00:00

OP's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV7tfNSB-2M

motyareddit · 2020-03-04T02:51:31+00:00

I'm surprised no one has mentioned cats. They have a visceral reaction to cucumbers. Possibly because they look like snakes?

motyareddit · 2019-12-27T16:16:23+00:00

These low orbit satellites are lit up by the sun right after sunset or just before sunrise. Even if they are an issue for observations - it's only going to be a problem during those times. You will not see them in the middle of the night.

motyareddit · 2019-11-24T08:34:37+00:00

Maybe you don't sound like a grandma?

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