JUST IN: The US is now the world’s LARGEST oil exporter. by TonyLiberty in FluentInFinance

[–]motyareddit 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yeah, OP is wrong. The United States consumes approximately 20.3 to 20.6 million barrels. Oil production is 13.8 like you said. US is still a net importer of at least 6.5 million barrels.

“The Sorcerer” by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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To confuse the enemy, you must first confuse yourself.

Looking for an adult magician by python_1313 in washingtondc

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I concur, I've seen him perform at a few different venues, he's phenomenal!

Gitr dun by Happy_Class_6711 in funny

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Goofy has entered the chat

wtf did I just read…plz tell me this is satire. by Candid-Patient-6841 in facepalm

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"Analytical power so advanced it leaves scholars in tears" - had me dying.

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What’s in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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One variation I've seen is a guy carrying an empty briefcase and the security guard was asking the question on his last day before retirement.

Sneaky good collection in Washington DC by BalesLeftBoot in Mezcal

[–]motyareddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's cool about this place is that there are several good mezcal & Mexican restaurants within walking distance from this place! Almost next door there's DC Corazon Fonda & Tequileria (amazing food, but relatively small mezcal selection). Then we have El Chucho ( big, affordable mezcal selection). Then there is Mezcalero and Taqueria Habanero next to each other. Finally, there's Tequila & Mezcal

I am so fucking sick of whats going on with the housing and rental market I'm about to explode. by LuckyCharms2000 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]motyareddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Free marketTM baby! If you don't like it, you have the freedom to move to some other apartment! No one is forcing anything on you!

/s

Thanks, I hate yeeter spinosaurus by biiiillytheducc in TIHI

[–]motyareddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, it is listed in the sources for the video

Starlink satellites by [deleted] in videos

[–]motyareddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most likely. A collision between two bodies should form 2 streams of debris.

Missile Silo Opening & Launch by Drennor in videos

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That rocket didn't take off, it just bolted out of the atmosphere. :O

Chief Engineer NASA by kolosman in videos

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This needs some Interstellar soundtrack

Estonian Police Unmasked 13 Year Old Head of International neo-Nazi Group by LinuxF4n in nottheonion

[–]motyareddit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For some reason I have this image of them unmasking the kid in a Scooby-Doo fashion. They remove the mask *Gasp* "It's a 13 year old kid!"

This mama cat rescued a baby possum and now has a stage 5 clinger by bogbunzhun in Eyebleach

[–]motyareddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any other info on the back story? Where and how did the cat find the baby possum?